What was your most recent awkward moment?

Hmm... Definately getting walked in while taking a dump at work by the boss. Lock failed or something... someone tried it before him and it wouldnt open. For the boss, it was like it wasnt even locked >.<

That's awkward 0.0 For them too. Just super awkward

Agreed >.<

Do you feel a connection to your fursona?

I do.

I created Stolf as me. My connection to my favorite characters, colors, and to the cold (love winter). Is also why I will never give the character magical abilities or the such. Stolf is me.

Why do you love waffles so much?

because I can make them so damn well they are addicting!

Nice! I love strawberry flavored Waffles best!

YUSH!!

yup!

What is your most 'awkward' fantasy?

Awkward Fantasy?

Hmm... I guess it would likely be murrsuit sex. But finding a female murrsuiter is quite awkward in itself XD

lol well ok then

I guess it is a curiosity thing since I am always wondering why people love doing it so much XD

You just received an anonymous prize of $10,000. What do you do?

Pay my student debt XD

What is something you are insecure about?

Hmm

A little about my weight. Not so much of how big I am, but I do hate some larger parts of me (like my cheeks) .

Mostly though, I would say my penis XD

It is decent length and thick (or so I am told >.< ) but I am a heavy grower. Flaccid is nearly nothing (under an inch to be honest)

Favorite food? :3

Japanese. Either terriaki or sushi

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
Are you singing yet?

Damn you I was!

Well at least you knew it was a song, and then hopefully it made you smile

Guessing that is a song... but not sure

nope, not singing XD

Did you ever play "The Game"? Because I just lost

I play a lot of games, what one are you talking about?

If you have to ask, you don't play... and that's probably a good thing for you.

ok...?

LOL its "The game". the object of "the game" is to not lose. you lose if you say anything about, or think about "the game". if you lose, you must publicly acknowledge that you have lost the game. in doing so, you will most likely cause other people to lose the game in your immediate vacinity, who then publicly have to acknowledge that they have lost.

it was big when i was in highschool XD
aside from that, theres another game i found out about on facebook called "Shatner"

the object of "Shatner" is that any group of people playing must tell eachother they are playing (it is best played in person) at any point, a player could say the word "Shatner" and the other players that are present must immediately over react to whatever they are doing. i think that one sounds more fun XD

If given the chance to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

That is a true tough one. I would love to go to sacremento to see someone. But overall I would have to say I want to go to Australia.

Oooh, Austrailia would be pretty. If i could go anywhere, i'd go to Japan in a heartbeat. Heck, a part of the idea of it calls out to me and makes me wanna just live there actually. Japan would be an instant home to me, the only drawback is not understanding the language well.

language is a major barrier to me. Thus why Germany or France is below Australia and New Zeland for me

Hey Jazz! One for you personally; How's life? And to your fursona; Are you in the reserves like your creator or no?

Life is been carzy lately. A lot of downs and work is being a pain in my ass. but I am managing due to great great friends.

How many bucks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck bucks?

A woodchuck would fuck as much bucks as a woodchuck could fuck if a woodchuck could fuck bucks.


Or one beer... I would say one beer!

-throws a horny ravaging woodchuck at you-

If you could choose between two lives, one that was stress-free and happy, the other often stressful but objectively move happy during the non-stressful times, which would you prefer?

Honestly, either would work. I would just like to be truly happy again ^.^

I know the feeling, there. XD I'm sure you'll find it some day, though~

Celebrity or average jo, who is the most attractive person to you physically?

I would say average jo.

Most celebrities I dont find attractive. But then again, that may be my demisexual nature

Haha, ok. Who of those that you know?

celebrity wise?

would you rather be your fursona or have him live with u?

ohh definately be him

So fluffy!, hehe

Why you not always on Skype butthead?

Because I am working 50+ hour weeks

Okie