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10 years ago
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anapnea
1. Last beverage: medicines.
2. Last phone call: my father
3. Last text message: "mom where is fooooood"
4. Last song you listened to: Every You Every Me - Placebo
5. Last time you cried: a few days ago when the metro broke and I had to get to the other side of the city in 20 minutes in order to take another train. Italy sucks.
6. Dated someone twice: what's in the past stays in the past.
7. Been cheated on: I really hope not.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: so many times.
9. Lost someone special: it's part of life :/
10. Been depressed: slowly crawling out of it.
11. Been drunk and threw up: nope. My kidney is better than I thought.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Indigo
13. Burgundy
14. Pumpkin orange
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2015)
15. Made a new friend: a lot, actually!
16. Fallen out of love: nope.
17. Laughed until you cried: yep, but I don't remember why.
18. Met someone who changed you: nah.
19. Found out who your true friends were: that's a never ending work in progress.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah. And it's been hilarious.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: ehuehuehue yes.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: actually more than I thought.
23. How many kids do you want: kids? Isn't a dog better?
24. Do you have any pets: two cats, a turtle and THE DUCK. He's my precious baby.
25. Do you want to change your name: I'd like to, it's not so great.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: japanese dinner with my best friends.
27. What time did you wake up today: 9.30, but I really got out of bed after 10.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: drawing and watching a magic show in TV.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: A Series of Unfortunate Events (the series). I NEED THAT SHOW, PLEASE.
030. Last time you saw your Mother: yesterday evening.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish my brain was normal, instead of being a bitch. And I wish I wasn't in Italy.
32. What are you listening to right now: Caparezza (Italian rapper who likes to rant with irony)
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: weird, I don't think I have.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: my stepfather and my driving teacher.
35. Most visited webpage: Furaffinity, Facebook, Youtube.
36. Whats your real name: Alessia. I dare you anglophones to pronounce it.
37. Nicknames: Kay, K., that-fucking-furry (love my bestfriends), Ale (the one I hate most).
38. Relationship Status: ---->
disnomia not that I like him or something, b-baka!
39. Zodiac sign: Gemini cusp of Taurus.
40. Male or female: Eh. Something.
41. Primary School: a really creepy private school in Sardinia.
42. Secondary School: a school with a shitty name (translated in English would sound like "waste")
43. High school/college: scientific high school of the seaside (I really have no better idea of how to translate it).
44. Hair Color: chocolate brown, but I will dye them in purple in a few days.
45. Long or short hair: emo-long.
46. Height: 4'9'' ehum.
47. Do you have a crush on someone: "crush? More like a car accident involving a duck" this is the exact definition of my crush/relationship.
48: What do you like about yourself: I'm fast in understanding complicate things. I'm sensitive and I have a good perception, too.
49. Piercings: (excluded earrings) not yet, I plan to have a few on my ears.
50. Tattoos: in a few months I will. Probably it will be an Auryn (from the Neverending Story).
51. Righty or lefty: ambidextrous, but I draw with right.
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: never had a surgery.
53. First piercing: earrings?
54. First best friend: a friend at elementary school who had my same name.
55. First sport you joined: swimming.
56. First vacation: Disneyland Paris when I was a toddler.
[ No 57. Well, okay?]
58. First pair of trainers: no idea.
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: going to cook some chicken.
60. Drinking: medicines (again).
61. I'm about to: cook some chicken. And some potatoes too.
62. Listening to: Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines (I don't know how I ended up listening this, I swear).
63. Waiting for: something I don't even know what it is.
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids: ew. I'm not really sure if I'm able to, actually.
65. Get married: when I get the big money.
66. Career: not here in Italy.
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs <3
69. Shorter or taller: I really hope there is no man shorter than me. Unless it's a hobbit.
70. Older or Younger: older.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: possibly both?
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms=nice hugs <3
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive.
74. Hook-up or relationship: I tend to build years long relationships.
[Where is 75?!]
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: ew, no.
77. Drank hard liquor: VODKA, GIVE US SOME VODKA! And Gambrinus. And Rum. (Let's be honest: my house is so full of liquors that we could open an illegal market).
78. Lost glasses/contacts: I don't wear glasses nor contacts.
79. Sex on first date: nope.
80. Broken someone's heart: it happens.
[No 81 either. This thing wants my inner obsessive-compulsive self to get mad.]
82. Been arrested: almost, in Russia. I mistook a memorial for a slide.
83. Turned someone down: I have a wide range of turn-down jokes.
84. Cried when someone died: yep.
85. Fallen for a friend: next question pls?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: ahahah nice one.
87. Miracles: sometimes. When the train arrives on time, for example.
88. Love at first sight: definitely no. The first thing I thought of Disnomia was "look at this idiot, with a white iPhone, all chatting and ignoring the world".
89. Heaven: nah, chocolate is enough.
90. Santa Claus: not the Coca Cola version.
91. Kiss on the first date: eh. It happens.
92. Angels: maybeeeeh.
[I'M GETTING MAD WHERE IS 93]
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: I'd like to say no, but my past self was stupid.
95. Did you sing today: my throat is dead I can't
96. Ever cheated on somebody: see n°94
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: no idea, I'd like to see the 68 revolution. Or dinosaurs. Ok, dinosaurs are definitely better.
98. The moment you would choose to relive: no pls my life is shitty enough being lived only once.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: yep. But I'm loosening it.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: of course not, this is funny!
anapnea1. Last beverage: medicines.
2. Last phone call: my father
3. Last text message: "mom where is fooooood"
4. Last song you listened to: Every You Every Me - Placebo
5. Last time you cried: a few days ago when the metro broke and I had to get to the other side of the city in 20 minutes in order to take another train. Italy sucks.
6. Dated someone twice: what's in the past stays in the past.
7. Been cheated on: I really hope not.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: so many times.
9. Lost someone special: it's part of life :/
10. Been depressed: slowly crawling out of it.
11. Been drunk and threw up: nope. My kidney is better than I thought.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Indigo
13. Burgundy
14. Pumpkin orange
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2015)
15. Made a new friend: a lot, actually!
16. Fallen out of love: nope.
17. Laughed until you cried: yep, but I don't remember why.
18. Met someone who changed you: nah.
19. Found out who your true friends were: that's a never ending work in progress.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah. And it's been hilarious.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: ehuehuehue yes.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: actually more than I thought.
23. How many kids do you want: kids? Isn't a dog better?
24. Do you have any pets: two cats, a turtle and THE DUCK. He's my precious baby.
25. Do you want to change your name: I'd like to, it's not so great.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: japanese dinner with my best friends.
27. What time did you wake up today: 9.30, but I really got out of bed after 10.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: drawing and watching a magic show in TV.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: A Series of Unfortunate Events (the series). I NEED THAT SHOW, PLEASE.
030. Last time you saw your Mother: yesterday evening.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish my brain was normal, instead of being a bitch. And I wish I wasn't in Italy.
32. What are you listening to right now: Caparezza (Italian rapper who likes to rant with irony)
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: weird, I don't think I have.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: my stepfather and my driving teacher.
35. Most visited webpage: Furaffinity, Facebook, Youtube.
36. Whats your real name: Alessia. I dare you anglophones to pronounce it.
37. Nicknames: Kay, K., that-fucking-furry (love my bestfriends), Ale (the one I hate most).
38. Relationship Status: ---->
disnomia not that I like him or something, b-baka!39. Zodiac sign: Gemini cusp of Taurus.
40. Male or female: Eh. Something.
41. Primary School: a really creepy private school in Sardinia.
42. Secondary School: a school with a shitty name (translated in English would sound like "waste")
43. High school/college: scientific high school of the seaside (I really have no better idea of how to translate it).
44. Hair Color: chocolate brown, but I will dye them in purple in a few days.
45. Long or short hair: emo-long.
46. Height: 4'9'' ehum.
47. Do you have a crush on someone: "crush? More like a car accident involving a duck" this is the exact definition of my crush/relationship.
48: What do you like about yourself: I'm fast in understanding complicate things. I'm sensitive and I have a good perception, too.
49. Piercings: (excluded earrings) not yet, I plan to have a few on my ears.
50. Tattoos: in a few months I will. Probably it will be an Auryn (from the Neverending Story).
51. Righty or lefty: ambidextrous, but I draw with right.
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: never had a surgery.
53. First piercing: earrings?
54. First best friend: a friend at elementary school who had my same name.
55. First sport you joined: swimming.
56. First vacation: Disneyland Paris when I was a toddler.
[ No 57. Well, okay?]
58. First pair of trainers: no idea.
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: going to cook some chicken.
60. Drinking: medicines (again).
61. I'm about to: cook some chicken. And some potatoes too.
62. Listening to: Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines (I don't know how I ended up listening this, I swear).
63. Waiting for: something I don't even know what it is.
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids: ew. I'm not really sure if I'm able to, actually.
65. Get married: when I get the big money.
66. Career: not here in Italy.
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs <3
69. Shorter or taller: I really hope there is no man shorter than me. Unless it's a hobbit.
70. Older or Younger: older.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: possibly both?
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms=nice hugs <3
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive.
74. Hook-up or relationship: I tend to build years long relationships.
[Where is 75?!]
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: ew, no.
77. Drank hard liquor: VODKA, GIVE US SOME VODKA! And Gambrinus. And Rum. (Let's be honest: my house is so full of liquors that we could open an illegal market).
78. Lost glasses/contacts: I don't wear glasses nor contacts.
79. Sex on first date: nope.
80. Broken someone's heart: it happens.
[No 81 either. This thing wants my inner obsessive-compulsive self to get mad.]
82. Been arrested: almost, in Russia. I mistook a memorial for a slide.
83. Turned someone down: I have a wide range of turn-down jokes.
84. Cried when someone died: yep.
85. Fallen for a friend: next question pls?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: ahahah nice one.
87. Miracles: sometimes. When the train arrives on time, for example.
88. Love at first sight: definitely no. The first thing I thought of Disnomia was "look at this idiot, with a white iPhone, all chatting and ignoring the world".
89. Heaven: nah, chocolate is enough.
90. Santa Claus: not the Coca Cola version.
91. Kiss on the first date: eh. It happens.
92. Angels: maybeeeeh.
[I'M GETTING MAD WHERE IS 93]
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: I'd like to say no, but my past self was stupid.
95. Did you sing today: my throat is dead I can't
96. Ever cheated on somebody: see n°94
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: no idea, I'd like to see the 68 revolution. Or dinosaurs. Ok, dinosaurs are definitely better.
98. The moment you would choose to relive: no pls my life is shitty enough being lived only once.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: yep. But I'm loosening it.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: of course not, this is funny!
THANK YOU FEN. THANK YOU.
No, serio, mi dà proprio ar cazzo.
I know dat feel