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Jurassic World & Zara
10 years ago
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Warning, I have an opinion and its contrary to popular belief!
So when Jurassic World came out, this huge fan following developed around Zara. All these guys were popping massive erections and flocking to her because she got vored by the Mosasaur. Rewatching the movie, I just have to ask...
WHY?
This woman is a bitch. Her accent sucks and I LIKE British accents. She is an actual bitch, listening to how she talks to people and shirks her responsibilities. She's not even that attractive! And the scene where she gets eaten, I can't see ANY of her.
So... Why the fan following?
Edit: Ok, call me a freak but the only females in this movie that get me excited are Indy and Blue. Even Claire is kind of fugly... >.>
So when Jurassic World came out, this huge fan following developed around Zara. All these guys were popping massive erections and flocking to her because she got vored by the Mosasaur. Rewatching the movie, I just have to ask...
WHY?
This woman is a bitch. Her accent sucks and I LIKE British accents. She is an actual bitch, listening to how she talks to people and shirks her responsibilities. She's not even that attractive! And the scene where she gets eaten, I can't see ANY of her.
So... Why the fan following?
Edit: Ok, call me a freak but the only females in this movie that get me excited are Indy and Blue. Even Claire is kind of fugly... >.>
WHY???
She wasn't even an interesting character! And her accent? I can sound more British than her. And her death scene when the mosasaurus eats her? You're right. You can't see her at all...well actually, you can SUPPOSEDLY see her arm (whoop-dee-doo). But you can really only see the pteranodon.
Will also agree my fave ladies in that movie are the dinos
Though I agree with ye on the brittish bitch.I laughed when she got eaten. Though one can assume that she was swallowed whole, cause all that was poking from the jaws of the mossasaur was the pteranadon's head and a bit of its wings.