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Things That Bother/Piss Me Off at Work
10 years ago
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Cleaning the Bathrooms
Don't need windex - Why are there bottles of windex everywhere?
Need the windex - Are you seriously telling me there are no bottles of windex anywhere?
"I don't know if I should be more angry that that is up there or impressed that they got it THAT far up the wall..."
"Who the fuck was making a TP Mummy in the bathroom?!?!?!"
*mops the floor*
Five minutes later: Why the fuck is there a yellow pool in the floor?????
Dealing with customers
"Good evening, how may I help you?"
"I want a McFlurry!"
"I'm sorry, sir, the ice cream machine is down."
"Okay, give me a sundae."
"I'm sorry, sir, we cannot serve any ice cream products at the current time."
"Oh, just give me a cone the ."
"...."
"Hi, at the moment, we can only take cash, how may I help you?"
"Uh, all I have is a credit card"
*twenty seconds of silence*
"I can use my credit card, right?"
"My <insert food item here> wasn't fresh, I can't eat it. Give me another."
"Alright ma'am, bring me the old one so I can throw it away for you"
*customer hands over last 1/10th of the product they 'couldn't eat'*
Don't need windex - Why are there bottles of windex everywhere?
Need the windex - Are you seriously telling me there are no bottles of windex anywhere?
"I don't know if I should be more angry that that is up there or impressed that they got it THAT far up the wall..."
"Who the fuck was making a TP Mummy in the bathroom?!?!?!"
*mops the floor*
Five minutes later: Why the fuck is there a yellow pool in the floor?????
Dealing with customers
"Good evening, how may I help you?"
"I want a McFlurry!"
"I'm sorry, sir, the ice cream machine is down."
"Okay, give me a sundae."
"I'm sorry, sir, we cannot serve any ice cream products at the current time."
"Oh, just give me a cone the ."
"...."
"Hi, at the moment, we can only take cash, how may I help you?"
"Uh, all I have is a credit card"
*twenty seconds of silence*
"I can use my credit card, right?"
"My <insert food item here> wasn't fresh, I can't eat it. Give me another."
"Alright ma'am, bring me the old one so I can throw it away for you"
*customer hands over last 1/10th of the product they 'couldn't eat'*
and my favorite
"my fries were cold by the time I made it from your store to my home 20 minutes away so I demand a fresh hot pack of fries and so help me god if they aren't still scalding hot when I get home"
Oh man...the bathrooms. I worked at a sit-down restaurant and they were gross. I can't imagine a fast food's bathrooms ;.-.;
"What do you mean we have to put in the cabinetry before the counter-top?"
"What DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT BETWEEN DOING THAT? WHY CAN'T I HAVE BOTH, WHY CAN'T THE COUNTER-TOP BE FIRST?"
I know. I'm a bad person.
Don't get me wrong, I feel sorry for you, still... sorry.
i feel you...
Thanks for the little blooper-reel. x3