SOOOOO am I the rotating door bitch to Karma or what?....

I have gone through so much shit (oh look as I type this Viva la Vida plays; fitting actually). Everyone knows I had snow issues from the blizzard and other things that then resorted to me having to sell our home. Well today we have an open house and a lot are interested, but the day didn't start there. Started when we get a phonecall that a cousin back home in Kentucky died today due to Colon Cancer, then get a call saying the electricity is shut off at the house and won't be back on till Wednesday so that fucks up the Open House, and then just now my uncle calls and tells us the results of his exam which happens to lead to all the signs of Prostate Cancer! So FUCK MY LIFE WITH A RUSTY STRIPPER POLE!!! Guess the only good thing is that people are interested in our shitstorm decaying house, but only interested... No buyers yet...