Things You Really Can't Do In A Straitjacket-Ideas?
10 years ago
I think I'm going to actually make this a little running series on the side, with its own folder and all. "Things you really can't do in a straitjacket" makes for a fun idea. This isn't supposed to be anything serious, its supposed to be just dumb and silly ideas of what you can't really do. So far i'm up to three commission from Oli, and I have plans on getting more (eventually). But, since you guys and gals are fairly creative, do you have any ideas for what could be featured next?
would include
eating cake with no hands (cake all over your face of course)
head bangging/moshing (has to be a gif)
howling at the moon
applaud tho managed to clap with feet a few times
type
write
get out of a padded room :p
etc..
sounds fun, i really hope i get to drawing again soon, but i dont think ill find time until after the holidays myself
while driving down the freeway at or above 55mph...
Yeah.
Add 'Driving a vehicle' in a straitjacket, as another thing one should NOT do.
Swim
Write
Play Patty cake
Eat ice cream with out making a mess
Masturbate
Play chess
Ride a bike
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17648956/
You can't keep yourself balanced on the uneven padded floor.
You can't do a handstand.
You can't hug anyone. (But they can hug you!)
You can't feed yourself the asylum's special oatmeal.
You can't get the gag out of your mouth.
You can't clothesline an orderly when you try to escape.
You can't stop the nurse from giving you a night-night shot.
You can't remove your new ankle cuffs when you wake up.
You can't un-hogtie yourself when you manage to kick the nurse while she's changing you.
You can't wipe the tears from your eyes when they leave you in your messy diaper for the night.
Another thing you'd have a hard time doing would be giving someone a high five/paw, lol. You would totally leave someone hanging if they came up to you and we're like, "AWWW YIS!! Gimme some paw bro!" and they lift their paw to give you one.
Hell, that would be super funny if like the straight jacket wearer is trying to play a video game with their feet but can't do it at all so they're losing to their friend, who is gloating and tries to give a high five cuz he forgot that you're restrained, lol.
Just some ideas. Cx
I'll try to think of some more at work tomorrow when things are slow.