Yes! I'll be at Midwest Furfest. Assuming Daesh doesn't decide to bomb a small Northern Minnesota town.
This will be my second fur con. First was AC 2015, of course.

Less Chlorine powder this time, perhaps? I'll be bringing my gas mask partially out of humor, partially out of excess caution.



'll be at MFF from 2-7 of December

Where are you staying?
Aloft Hotels

What day are you getting there?
Dec 2nd

How are you traveling?
Carpool, mah niggas

Who will you be rooming with?
Mah knowledgeable homie  iarann and the ever awkward (But wonderfully cute)  bonesnacker

How is the best way to find you?
Well, you could note me on here... but your best bet? Add me on Skype if you'll be attending and would like to meet. I don't list my Skype, so PM me on FA before the con please.

Are there any panels you might be attending to prepare for this meeting?
All of them.
JK
Honestly not sure yet. I'm a bit of a science nerd, and so are my fellow yote attendees so... we'll have to discuss them all, but that is a hint, I suppose.

What do you look like?
I'm a relatively short, black-haired male with a hardpart and goatee who will likely be wearing a black hoodie+jacket and jogger pants, OR a charcoal windowpane business suit and overcoat. White with a dash of Hispanic. I honestly thought about doing a Makarov cosplay for MFF if I'm honest. I have his accent nailed. hahah


Will you be suiting?
Yes. Hopefully. Listen for the 2000's rap. And Metal. Lots of metal.

Do you do free art?
Not if I do not know you. And even then... I lack inspiration to draw my own art...

Do you do trades?
I can easily be inclined to.

Do you do badges?
HAHAHA.
HA.
Well, if you ever catch me around the con center, and I have a reason to... attempt art for you... I can still do some decent free-hand graphite art. I'll need some drinks and a .05 pencil. Can work with a .07 if I have something to sharpen it with. No, that wasn't a typo.

Honestly haven't got prices for badges. Maybe just cover my tab while I do it? I may be a shite digital artist, but I can work me some graphite. Fine tooth paper is lush.

What is your gender?
Thor. Spread your cheeks.

How tall are you?
5'7
Literal frost giant, amirite?
Napoleon Syndrome + a couple friends haha.

Can I talk to you?
God damn, I'm not mute. Please, talk to me! and any of my friends! We love art, We love cars, guns, politi-
Oh.

Can I touch you?
I... hahaha sure, if I know you. A bro-hug is fine. Fist bump me and throw an arm over my shoulder.

Any other kind of "touching" is vague.... and... will probably result in a violent reaction. I once involuntarily donkey-kicked a kid for slapping my ass in gym. Honestly didn't mean to. So please keep it as specified.

"...Lets just bump knuckles... is it really that hard?"

Can I visit your room?
That is only to be decided on a committee basis between myself and those who are paying for the room with me. Chances are, if you're not not socially inept, yes. To visit, that is.

Can I buy you drinks?
Hmmm... uhh... welll..... Sure? Buy me any drink you figure me for and I'll be grateful. Easy convo starter. I figure this was a question aimed more at straight girls... but buying drinks for someone who you find amusing or interesting is an easy way to find a seat with them.
That sounded like it implied something it wasn't supposed to... no, not that.

Can I give you stuff?
Giving?
Like literally giving me stuff?
I don't know if this is... any indication of my past, but usually, people giving other people things was more to get it off their hands.
I've been trying to put that idea aside in this fandom... so I suppose so. Forgive me if you do, and I act weary. If my instincts prove false, I'll probably get all melty with gratitude. Feel free to slap me if I get annoying in doing so.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm down with bro-hugs.
IDK what defines "cuddle" but it's best not to test the limits of that unless you're one of the folks splitting the room with me.

Are you nice?
Uh.....
;______;
I honestly don't know. People tell me I am. I don't think I am. The people that tell me I am weren't reading my thoughts.

Will you be going to parties?
Sure! I love parties. Games, free liquor, chats, new people, free liquor, cute girls, cute guys, free liquor, new environments, new music.... free liquor.....

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Allahu Akbar!"
No seriously, I'll start yelling it back.
Alternatively, if you see me, Just approach me ans call "Bullets" or "Josh"

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Only God knows...
Hell, even he might not have that kind of foresight. The only safe bet is a bar in/around the convention center. Or nearest Bar and Grill. I like food... especially seafood

Honestly, I want to play around in Chicago. It's my favorite city, bar none..... save for Austin.

Also planning journeys to Portillo's.

What/where will you be eating?
Well... hell if I know. Actually! I do know! We'll certainly be going to Portillo's at least once or twice.... if I have it my way, even more. Truly a Chicago classic. Been too long since I've had Portillo's.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Mmmmmm..... Possibly? "Who the fuck are you?" is the more important question. I'm open to meeting new people, though. So say hi.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
What sketchbook? I didn't have one at AC. But TBH we didn't spend much time at the convention center. Maybe this time?

Can I draw in your sketchbook
As long as you do so on your own page. Once I run out, probably not. Are sketchbooks really this much of a thing at conventions?

Can I take your picture?
Pfff.... well... if you ask and I say yes then of course you can. Otherwise, no, unless I simply show up in someone else's shot. I'm putting myself in this environment, after all.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Hopefully to enjoy suiting some, and actually getting to act as the character like I couldnt at AC because it was hit with a heatwave. Enjoying the company of my friends in a situation like no other. And.... Honestly?

Enjoying Chicago once more, and meeting new people.