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a message in a bottle floats lazily down the river towards you...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. darky
2. death (only because people who dont know me seem to pay more attention to the 'death' part of 'deathdarky' than the 'darky' part)
3. my real name which i dont feel like sharing
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. darky
2. deathdarky
3. dark_dragon01
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. played payday 2
2. scratched my head
3. baneposted
THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my flowing warrior locks
2. my inability to get angry at things that arent video games
3. my ability to aim virtual guns
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. bad skin
2. getting angry at video games
3. nonexistent motivation for anything
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. english
2. disgustingly, french
3. more english
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. awkward silences
2. hanging high fives
3. someone cutting my hair off when i have it tied back
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. black sabbath shirt which is far too big
2. jim jam bottoms
3. underoos
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. food
2. water
3. internet
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. computer
2. computer chair
3. the cushion on my computer chair
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. iron maiden
2. faith no more
3. perturbator
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. seeing more stars than usual in the night sky
2. having my hair played with
3. making fun of sneeze
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. simon viklund - evil eye
2. simon viklund - crime wave 2015
3. simon viklund - backstab
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. visiting sneeze and grumps fucking flat
2. going to cfz without tonsillitis
3. actually putting my weiner inside a girl
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. pretty much everything
2. like trying to do alesso heist solo stealth on death wish
3. and not drinking enough rum
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. the burning desire to never have children and (probably) not get married. fuck you youre not brendan frasering me
2. keeping it sort of relaxed, you know. keeping it super chill. the dude-tier chill. although i would appreciate someone that would occasionally get my arse in gear. and thats not a euphemism for pegging. im not into that ok
3. a whole lotta love... cheesy romcom love... fuck off i want to feed someone with a fork and wash someones back in the shower and be the big spoon so they dont choke on my hair. fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK. YOU.
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. my radiant presence
2. my sparkling personality
3. my illustrious existence
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. there are only two ways to piss me off: faff around when its time to leave, and be better at me at video games.
2. that one backsteet boys song is kick fucking arse
3. george lucas improves everything he digs his greasy fingers into
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. petite build
2. dark hair, pale skin
3. legs that look good in thigh highs
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. dark sense of humour
2. relaxed demeanour
3. being caring but firm. im a lazy piece of shit. i sometimes need external motivation and no it doesnt have to be sexual
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. eat mushrooms
2. grow a beard
3. resist plain chocolate digestives and bourbons
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST
1. not having scary adult things looming over me
2. robot wars being on telly
3. not knowing Certain People
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. art of my fursona
2. dragon dildos
3. rum
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. university helped me be more social
2. lounge lads, my bffs for life
3. for all its faults, school did toughen me up considerably and now im comically difficult to offend or insult
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. talking about video games
3. shitposting about video games
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. have a decent sleeping schedule
2. consume some fibre
3. call sneeze a massive fucking poof
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. dead-end job in hmv or cex
2. pilot
3. artist for hire. if i get a tablet i can start drawing properly and take commissions
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. bed
THREE ANIME CHARACTERS:
1. kamina
2. maelstrom
3. marik was pretty cool i guess
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. die
1. darky
2. death (only because people who dont know me seem to pay more attention to the 'death' part of 'deathdarky' than the 'darky' part)
3. my real name which i dont feel like sharing
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. darky
2. deathdarky
3. dark_dragon01
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. played payday 2
2. scratched my head
3. baneposted
THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my flowing warrior locks
2. my inability to get angry at things that arent video games
3. my ability to aim virtual guns
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. bad skin
2. getting angry at video games
3. nonexistent motivation for anything
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. english
2. disgustingly, french
3. more english
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. awkward silences
2. hanging high fives
3. someone cutting my hair off when i have it tied back
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. black sabbath shirt which is far too big
2. jim jam bottoms
3. underoos
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. food
2. water
3. internet
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. computer
2. computer chair
3. the cushion on my computer chair
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. iron maiden
2. faith no more
3. perturbator
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. seeing more stars than usual in the night sky
2. having my hair played with
3. making fun of sneeze
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. simon viklund - evil eye
2. simon viklund - crime wave 2015
3. simon viklund - backstab
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. visiting sneeze and grumps fucking flat
2. going to cfz without tonsillitis
3. actually putting my weiner inside a girl
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. pretty much everything
2. like trying to do alesso heist solo stealth on death wish
3. and not drinking enough rum
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. the burning desire to never have children and (probably) not get married. fuck you youre not brendan frasering me
2. keeping it sort of relaxed, you know. keeping it super chill. the dude-tier chill. although i would appreciate someone that would occasionally get my arse in gear. and thats not a euphemism for pegging. im not into that ok
3. a whole lotta love... cheesy romcom love... fuck off i want to feed someone with a fork and wash someones back in the shower and be the big spoon so they dont choke on my hair. fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK. YOU.
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. my radiant presence
2. my sparkling personality
3. my illustrious existence
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. there are only two ways to piss me off: faff around when its time to leave, and be better at me at video games.
2. that one backsteet boys song is kick fucking arse
3. george lucas improves everything he digs his greasy fingers into
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. petite build
2. dark hair, pale skin
3. legs that look good in thigh highs
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. dark sense of humour
2. relaxed demeanour
3. being caring but firm. im a lazy piece of shit. i sometimes need external motivation and no it doesnt have to be sexual
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. eat mushrooms
2. grow a beard
3. resist plain chocolate digestives and bourbons
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST
1. not having scary adult things looming over me
2. robot wars being on telly
3. not knowing Certain People
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. art of my fursona
2. dragon dildos
3. rum
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. university helped me be more social
2. lounge lads, my bffs for life
3. for all its faults, school did toughen me up considerably and now im comically difficult to offend or insult
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. talking about video games
3. shitposting about video games
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. have a decent sleeping schedule
2. consume some fibre
3. call sneeze a massive fucking poof
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. dead-end job in hmv or cex
2. pilot
3. artist for hire. if i get a tablet i can start drawing properly and take commissions
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. bed
THREE ANIME CHARACTERS:
1. kamina
2. maelstrom
3. marik was pretty cool i guess
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. die
Zineko
~zineko
dark_dragon01
Deathdarky
~deathdarky
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