Saw floating by in my Journals of the Day and thought, ‘Hey why not?’

1.) Real Name: Ron
2.) Nicknames: Ski
3.) Zodiac Sign: Gemini
4.) Male or Female: Male
5.) Nursery: Huh?
6.) Primary School: Grade School
7.) Secondary School: Junior High School, College thing
8.) Hair Color: Bropwn
9.) Long or Short: Short
10.) Loud or Quiet: Lively but not loud.
11.) Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
12.) Phone or Camera: Have both.
14.) Drink or Smoke: Drink socially only but only one. I hate waking up in a stranger’s bed the next day and they want to play ‘Hide the Pick-Up’s clothes’.
15.) Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Addicted to one person.
16.) Political orientation: Slightly to right of Attila the Hun.
17.) Piercings: Nope.
18.) Tattoos: Nope.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN:
19.) Airplane: Ja.
20.) Car *Accident*: Si.
21.) Fist Fight: Da.

FIRSTS:
22.) First piercing: Nein.
23.) First Best Friend: Yes.
24.) First Instrument played: Skin flute.
25.) First award: None.
26.) First Crush: *giggles and doesn’t tell*
27.) First Language: American [which I consider different from English]
28.) First Big Vacation: Camping in Maine USA.

LASTS:
29.) Last Person you talked to: Gail
30.) Last Person You Texted: Person I am obsessed by.
31.) Last Person You Watched: Relatives at Thanksgiving feast. *yawn*
32.) Last Food You Ate: Turkey, green olives, carrots, etc.
32.) Last Movie You Watched: “The Avengers: Age of Ultron” and porn video
34.) Last Song You listened to: “Battle Hymn of the Republic”
35.) Last Thing You Bought: Lubricant
36.) Last Person You Hugged: Family member *boring*

FAVES:
37.) Food: Spaghetti
38.) Drinks: Decaf coffee with creamer.
39.) Clothing: Sweat shirt, jeans, colored T-shirt, black mini-briefs, black socks and furry slippers.
40.) Book: This week it’s “Big Bad Wolf” by Christine Warren
41.) Color: Blue
42.) Flower: Ivy
43.) Music: Soundtracks from movies or classical.
44.) Movie: Movies where the main character is not a whiny self-declared “victim” looking for pity.
46.) Subjects: Personal intelligence (not education), sense of humor, and people who are passionate about what interests them.


IN THE PAST YEAR ...
47.) [ ] Kissed in the rain
48.) [ ] Celebrated Halloween.
49.) [x] Had Your Heart Broken
50.) [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone
51.) [ ] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation.
52.) [ ] Used a Weapon
53.) [ ] Breathed fire
54.) [ ] Had an Abortion.
55.) [x] Done something you've Regretted
56.) [ ] Broke a Promise
57.) [x] Kept a Secret
58.) [ ] Pretended To Be Happy
59.) [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
60.) [ ] Pretended To Be Sick
61.) [ ] Left The Country
62.) [ ] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
63.) [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
64.) [ ] Ran a Mile
65.) [x] Went To the Beach
66.) [x] Stayed Single


CURRENTLY:
67.) Eating: Just finished eating a big cookie for breakfast.
68.) Drinking: Decaf Coffee.
69.) Getting Ready To: Finish working on a male nude picture, maybe go outside and rake up more leaves.
70.) Listening To: Listening to theme from “The Longest Day” on ear buds.
71.) Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Scan porn DVD to see if the software burned 21 videos to the disk or just six. Stupid software.
72.) Waiting For: Inspiration for my yearly Christmas “card” to arrive.

YOUR FUTURE:
73.) Want Kids: Yes! They are delicious lightly roasted with a drizzle of butter and with … wait … you did’t mean “want” like that did you.
74.) Want To Get Married: No, just have a string of passionate long-term physical affairs with over-sexed eye-candy.
75.) Careers in mind: Multi-millionaire or Emperor of the Earth.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A GIRL/GUY:
76.) Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
77.) Shorter or Taller: Taller. It is the inescapable presence that their height gives them.
78.) Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous.
79.) Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: Stomach.
80.) Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive or at least not loud.
81.) Hook-up Or Relationship: Hook-up that grows into a relationship. “Hi. Need a ride?”
82.) Troublemaker or Hesitant: Troublemaker. “Have you ever …?”

HAVE YOU EVER:
83.) Lost Glasses/Contacts: Not for more than an hour or two.
84.) Ran Away From Home: My parents always threatened to run away from home, but I always hid their car keys.
85.) Held A Weapon, Oh sure. Rifles and a couple of handguns.
86.) Killed Somebody: Mosquitoes. Hate them guys.
87.) Broken Someone's Heart: Looking back over the years I think I may have. I continued to evolve, but the other person (like Faust) was saying ‘Don’t change. Stay the way you are now forever.”
88.) Been Arrested: Nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90.) Yourself: Oh sure. I seem to know what I want in Life better than anyone else.
91.) Miracles: Unexpected happy occurrences? Sure. Funny how people do not think of unexpected BAD occurrences as say ‘negative miracles’.
92.) Love at First Sight: Lust maybe but not Love.
93.) Heaven: The Next Step after this Life? Yup.
94.) Santa Claus: Nein.
96.) Magic: Unbelievable laws of Physics that we haven’t even begun to be aware of? Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97.) Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: Yes
98.) Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are In Life: “Happy”? Happy where every day is a fun circus and I am grinning like an idiot from the time I wake up until the time I fall asleep? No.
99.) Are You Happy With The Person You're With: Pretty much. There is that one person I am “addicted” to (who is a manipulative hustler) and … well that’s for another meme.

100.) Post as “100 Truths” and Tag five People: I’ll post it, but for handing it off to ‘Five People’, let them discover the happiness of filling this out on their own instead of having it handed to them like a parent handing a “treat” to children.