Callin' new, and veteran D&D/Pathfinder players!
10 years ago
Lookin' about
If anyone is available during Fridays at 1 PM EST for a few hours worth of adventurin', feel free to inquire within!
Custom setting, new continent, flexible race choices, *some* 3rd party content allowed, as well as a few homebrew rules.
No previous experience required. All materials will be provided, only requirement is a microphone.
Custom setting, new continent, flexible race choices, *some* 3rd party content allowed, as well as a few homebrew rules.
No previous experience required. All materials will be provided, only requirement is a microphone.
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Veronica(Spell blade:)“It’s my magic book. Whatever you do, do not read it, or else face the wrath of an angry writer.”
Bronze-gutter (Dwarf Defende and Friend who has been with us since the beginning, and knows that I don’t use a spellbook for spells due to being a spontaneous caster): -He takes me to the side one day, and asks-: is this about The Lich? (Ironically we never did learn his actual name).
Veronica: Partially. Its more about revenge really.
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Time passed and most of our party changed out mostly except for Veronica and Bronze who managed to stay alive through the several hell gauntlets worth of campaigns that the DM could throw at us, we’ve gone through three to four sets of other party members by the time we reached this point, an army has been amassed by the big bad, and at this point the DM has completely forgotten about the books significance. Only making note due to my diligence to it, and assumes its a spellbook. So he sends one of The Lich’s henchmen to steal it. Successfully so.
Veronica: I check my spellbook(she had purchased an actual one to do the page filling on just in case of such an occasion), is it there?
Dm: It seems over the night one of the lich’s henchmen, knowing that you were preparing to assault his castle has stolen it. Sorry you should have put some security on it or something, I’ve warned you in the past about that.
Veronica that is okay, does he read it? After all its emanating very powerful magic, which he may benefit greatly from.
Dm: Hmm? Sure he’ll read it.
Veronica: Hes reading this in the army the lich raised right?
Dm: Yes why? Is there something thats going to- oh… -finally remembers what Veronica said all the way back then- The revenge plot..
Veronica: -smirks, and pulls out a sheet, a worn sheet thats covered in numbers, as well as her dice calculator on her laptop.- I’ve spent years working on this book. Every day filling it with explosive runes with remaining spell slots. Thanks to all that effort, is time to see how much damage this finally does. There are 1200 fine typed explosive runes on each page, theres 100 pages total, and each of those deal 5d6 of force damage.“
Dm: Ohhhhh god.
Bronze-Gutter(having caught on a while ago): -chuckling at this point-
“That averages out to around 600,000d6 of force damage.”
Dm: Well… good job… -clearly defeated at this point- you blew up a third of the lich’s army in one shot, and due to causing magical armagedon with that book, I’m going to say you’ve effectively recreated the mourninglands with explosive runes only. There is now a hole to the plane of force in the material realm, which is blasting apart the general area for the next few years, due to that being similar to a gate spell, now psionics, who drew their powers from that plane are going to start trickling in alongside a number of outsiders… Living spells that consist of explosive runes will form across this devastated zone, making the place a death trap for future generations to come. You will go down in history as the writer of the apocalypse.“
Bronze: -can hardly breathe from how hard he is laughing- Oh goddesses, Veronica what in the blazes did you do?!
Veronica: -Almost completely straight faced, with the slightest hint of a smirk.- I told you guys not to read my book, it had a rather explosive plot line.
The rest of the party but Bronze slowly backs away from Veronica, the later of which claps her on the back, “Can’t imagine the poor saps face. He probably knows that was meant for him, oh my…-he breaks down laughing a bit- If there was ever any doubt about it before, I think you’ve won my heart this time Veronica completely.
Veronica: No one fucks with my friends and get away with it, thats just how things are Bronzie, you know that.
Wizard in our party: how much did that take for you to make that thing?!
Veronica: 100 gold for the book, and years of dedication to filling a book with explosive runes.
Wizard: I can wish 20,000gp worth of items with a 10,000gp diamond, I’ll wish for 200 more books of explosive runes!
DM: BY THE NAME THAT IS ME, NO! VETO! DENIED! NO WAY IN HELL IS THERE GOING TO BE MORE OF THOSE BOOKS.
We never did get to completely remake the events leading up to the fallout series from there after that point. That and the Dm never let me use rune spells again. Funny thing is, if he had a Spell resistance of 28 or so, the guy would have been immune to the explosion.
Prey i don't pick a mage or something like this WILL happen XD (i joke, but come on! XD)