A pizza man came to do the door, he was standing there with the Pizza, Cookie Dough and two bottles of Coke (NOT ALL FOR ME), i dropped some of the money and bent to get it and farted so loud and he just stared at me and laughed and he handed me the stuff and i handed him the money then closed the door, turned round then realised what i had done and i fell on the floor pissing myself laughing and dropped everything, the pizza man must've thought i followed through and shat. And lastly my friend
Miles had to witness it all from the top of the stairs and I'm still laughing XD !!