Willy Wanka takes the reject everlasting gobstoppers and puts them into orange soda, where the gobstopper turns into an egg, that he has the oompah loompa's sit on. And that's how Oompa Loompa's are made :3

So who came first. The egg or the oompah loompa? Lol

the Willy of course

willy wonka claimed that he took the oompah loompa's from a island . so i wondered what happened on that island :3

either he only took males from the island or mpreg/cloning, lol

.. now to think of it...they do have weird ..birthing hips

Carefully hidden away, just like the smurfs, there is one female. She mates with and then consumes her lover. The next morning she lays the eggs in a large pile of fertilizer that keeps it warm until they hatch.

that can be true... but if it's hidden just like the smurf village, how do you know it exsists?

Because I have a mind that is beyond twisted, but actually sprained.

so it could just be you saying weird stuff , or it could be true ... we'll never know *gives u a bag of marbles* ;3

I always thought they were some kind of degenerate clone of the original owner...he commanded the precise batch he need and that's it, no future generation of oompah loompah...i am probably only saying that because their look freak me out!

*sends one to you * ; 3

GAAAH! how...the color...the horrible HORRIBLE face! and the...Aaagh!

*Reason to hate oompah loompah # 53 : they fit in innocent-looking giftbox!*

* the oompa loompa turns into a oompa rape-yah * "suck my gobstoppers you little skunk " >;3

DONT.EVEN.THINK.ABOUT.IITTT!

*Punch, jump, kick, decapitate, evicerate ect...the oompa never stood a chance!*

"Oompah loompa doobadee do, I got a present waiting for you!points at crotch*

YOU. MONSTER!

*Punt the definitely unattractive sex-monster him as far as i can....they are definitively lighter than my usual opponent!*

An army of oompah loompa's is still an army *sends a bunch of em towards you*;3

*Actually start to cry* why? Why so many...the inhumanity...

*Try to run away from the oompah loompah...again...wondering where Leonidas is when we need him!*

"tonight ! we die ! in helll!!"

PLEASE!
Make it stop!
MAKE. IT. STOP!
What do you want you freaks of nature?