I've always wanted to use the term "musing" for starters.

I really wanted to write about how silly some people are. I've received some seriously amazing private messages over the years and it really makes me wonder: "How delusional are you?"

Really, the sort of things I've received are pretty incredible. Names are withheld because there's no reason to actually try and approach these individuals out of misguided desires to white knight. I honestly fucking hate that. I'm an adult; I don't need you donning internet armor to save me from the clutches of perverts. I got a block button.

So, people who know me know that I do have a taste for hypno. Fetishists of any kind are... well they're like sharks! Once the water is chummed, they come from miiiiiiiiiles around! This won't be some Rebecca "I-Hate-Elevators" Watson-esque loaded request to guys to stop this. I'm going to request that you stop for your OWN sake. Seriously, dudes, don't let anyone tell you that you're some how a predator for wanting to find others to talk about your particular tastes with; it's just how you go about it.

I love this kind of shit:

Trust me doll it will be a most amazing experience. don't worry embarrassing yourself about any kink you may or may not have. if you are kinky? we'll find out soon enough. if you arent? then dont worry, those words will just go through your mind without any stopping


When have I ever been shy about my own tastes? This is actually a theme I see a lot with some of these inquiries; I've gotta be shy and submissive about my own fetishes.

WELP. Sorry to break your fantasy's bubble, but I'm not. Fuck, look at the uploads I have.

Very good girl--so obedient. Helplessly entranced. ^^
From now on, when I prime you and say 'puppet,' your body will move on its own, following the next command I give you without any conscious input from you. Alright?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

Now, of course anyone who knows me well knows that I love the hardcore power doms. I love these guys and sometime gals. Do you honestly believe your own hype? Getting to know someone goes a long way. Truthfully, how I behave depends entirely on the individual. I'm more prone to certain roles with certain people. Having the ability to actually relate to someone goes a long way. Here's how you don't do it:

I wish to bind, gag, and capture you.

I'm already a rainstorm, let me tell you. But, it gets better. This particular individual knows when he has a foot in the door.

do leather muzzles and blindfolds suit you as my captive?

Even after I play hard to get with such teasing and wishy-washy terms like "No" and "Not happening" he's quick to ferret out my truest desires.

Hmmmm you are correct my fury...stroking her hair...layers of tape around your muzzle and head leaving only your nostrils open should do.

I put padded gloves on your paws and secure with chain.

You are very luscious as I nuzzle my head against your neck.


How erotic do you wish to go...I ask..I respect limits...

Standing behind you so your fury back rubs against my chest...as I gently hold your muzzled muzzle with my hand to help keep you quiet...listening to you mmmpphhhh.



Then that means to me...you may not have any limits...

for example ...

your reaction as I stand behind you and find your fury clit...and begin to rub.


And I tease back with an obviously coy comment of "hands off, maybe?"

I put a padded blindfold over your eyes...

I hold you close...

struggle and mmmpphhhhhh I order.

I'm left wondering why he even needed me in the first place? He was perfectly fine with it on his own, honestly. However, there's bad news for him and I had to break it to him with "Most unfortunate, you should do research on your quarry before you pursue it. Then, you'd know that submission is something I don't give up"

Ah, but a smooth operator he is. I'm sure he's the guy everyone looks up to at PUA get togethers.

Research is not needed when you allow yourself to admit you need training....

I put my hand over your nostrils and pull your hair back....

let me see if you have second thoughts as your air is running out?

Now, take a look at his text. Honestly, would-be dominants, does this look like something that'll get you far? If it does, then I have a bridge to sell you. And magic beans, too! The beans are a good deal, trust me. Would I ever lie? Only to Tori and that's to get her into a tight spot. But, you didn't hear that from me. Shh.

Now, there's another wrong way to go about communications with people on the internet and that's by being a spineless fuck wit. This doesn't amuse me in the least. In fact, out of all of the ways I've been approached? This way legitimately irks me. If you're going to send me a PM and tell me how bad you have it and how hard it is being you, I honestly won't give a shit. I could very well be accused of being insensitive and I'll gladly provide you with any evidence you may need to prove it. I do not provide pity to the weak. At all.

...hey i honestly like your art a lot and thought i should... message you.. you seemed nice and.. im sorry ill just leave you alone... my mate was cheating on me so.. you know..

Please do. The addition of "..." in copious amounts does not help your case in the least. It just makes you sound like a whiny bitch. I really don't care about your relationship with your girlfriend or boyfriend. At all. Like, seriously? You know who brings up that kind of shit to someone they're trying to chat up? Someone without any redeeming qualities whatsoever, especially in the department of fortitude.

i wanted to know if you could uh help me my friend is bi and she is having trouble dealing with

I've never found my bisexuality to be all that hard to deal with. It works just fine, most of the time. I've yet to find any defects in it. Maybe she needs to return hers for a functioning set of bisexuality?

However, I do tend to try and help other "LGBT" individuals. I honestly don't care much for the usual support groups as a lot of them have shitbags that are either looking to further themselves in an environment of college political correctness or they're literally dripping for sex. So, I'll take on some for help.

hello there *she murrs at the sight of the sexy shark* i dont really need help but im glad <redacted> sent you my way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWDAw2nsIjw


Hiiiii! its so nice to talk to you! I loved your work! I can assure you... I'm different from other guys. I can prove it to..

I clipped this note a lot because the dunce went on into detail and listed loads of feminist groups he's a member of on his school campus. He then went on to apologize for any men that may have wronged me in my life and assured me he was totally different. That's surely going to impress going to impress blue-haired twitter hashtag addicts, but not I.

When I see someone who tries to sell themselves based on their political views, whatever social movements they may be a part of, or how much of a nice guy or gal they may be, I have to wonder what they're hiding. It's like watching a preacher who rails on and on about homosexuals being an abomination only to be found with a tan, Brazilian, massage therapist. What the fuck sort of terrible thing did you do that you have to try and prove you're holier than the unwashed masses?

To be clear: I don't care about your politics. I'm more interested in the person. If you've got to wear your politics on your shirt sleeve, that says about about your character or, rather, lack thereof. I'm very close friends with many people who are spread across a plethora of outlooks. Yours isn't unique. Yours isn't special.

Now, on the topic of being mad, I've apparently made others mad.

A number of furries I've known have come to no longer like me because...

"I've changed."

For example:

man when i first knew you over da? you were a cute and lovely fennec fox! now you're just... a terrible mean shark? ever since you went shark you've become so horrible.

ever since you became a shark, you changed, personality wise too. so i dont ever like it. never will. until you bring back fennec, do not come here.

wow since you became a shark you became such a bitch..


You'll all notice a pattern here. This is because you're all smart people! :3 Now, their complaints seem to be locked onto the nature of my little avatar. Fuck you, not calling it fursona, I hate furry lingo. Anyways, it all boils down to me being a shark, right? Surely, I decided to become a hard ass because I was a shark? I consciously decided, one day, that I would be a shark and that would require me being mean and nasty!

Or, maybe, my selection of shark was a result of finishing basic training and being a member of the United States Military, a career that requires me to be stronger than I was before. I also fell in love with sharks when I reached my first duty station. I might have hardened up further, but it has absolutely nothing to do with internet furrydom and everything to do with any number of real world issues I had to deal with as a matter of employment.

So, that's that, just wanted to share some great PMs and such that I've gotten since I have some time to type! Expect an upload soon, too!