William the LoveDonkey (AMA)
10 years ago
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE SUPPORT ON THIS ACCOUNT.
hello and welcome, now I could sit 'ere and waffle on about why I'm a donkey now. Or, yer could go check this out 'ere http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18479294/
I'm 'ere to answer any questions yer might have for your new barkeep. So go on, get askin' I got drinks ter serve.
I'm 'ere to answer any questions yer might have for your new barkeep. So go on, get askin' I got drinks ter serve.

Jordan171998
~jordan171998
What is it like being a lovedonkey? ^^

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
a breath of fresh air. Im enjoying every moment of my new improved form

Jordan171998
~jordan171998
That's good. ^^ Maybe I should get a new form myself. XD Maybe get a drink. X3

TykeCooney
~tykecooney
*Pulls up a stool* So brew aside, does the pub serve anything else? And are you looking for any upkeep assistance? ^^

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
we serve all manner of beverages, even those that have an aquired taste

TykeCooney
~tykecooney
I get what you're saying, and my interest is now piqued. ;)

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
could always try the bartenders private tap

TykeCooney
~tykecooney
That would be an honor, sir. And of course I would love to earn it so the flavor is that much better.

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
you wouldn't be the first to work for a free drink. Hehe-HEEHAWWW!

TykeCooney
~tykecooney
That is such an amazing laugh sir! And that may be true, but i'd absolutely be among those that work the hardest for it! XD

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
heehaw! Glad yer like my laugh. And yer best had work for it.

TykeCooney
~tykecooney
Yes sir! I will do better than my best to make you proud!

Superfurninja
~superfurninja
Hm...is the Stinkeroo gone forever? And I'd be interested in servicing a Donkey, rather than them servicing me...if you catch my drift. x3

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
stinkeroos will still exist as long as people enjoy the species, I personally am no longer a stinkeroo, but I may transform into one now and then. You and many others are still welcome to use the species for yer own purposes. And yer more than welcome to service this donk. But I still Gotta do me job

Superfurninja
~superfurninja
Well it's not like your job will become any harder now will it? Just a little serve gifted towards an impeccable barkeep, while he helps others. A little give and take for all your hard work!

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
customers like you are the ones I really appreciate. Especially when work gets "hard"

Superfurninja
~superfurninja
Well it's not like I'm one to ever decline a hard worker, like yourself. You ever want to see me, got a nice place. Make sure to enter through the backdoor. xP

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
I'm absolutely loving these innuendos of yers hehehehawww!

Superfurninja
~superfurninja
I do like trying to be witty. But I'm not above begging to be addicted for donkey cock, no matter the price, if that's what it takes. <3

William-softpaw
~william-softpaw
OP
well I'm sure we can start a conversation on Skype