ludwig.goff told me to update my journal. So I am.


I called Ludvig one day and told him I was picking up lunch. I proceeded to ask, "Do you want to eat at your place... ermine?"

Why did the letters of the alphabet have to "P"? They drank too much "T".

I went to Canada once. I found their humor to be quite cold.

Before you head out, always ask yourself, do you have your spectacles, testicles and do you look respectable?

I met up with my friend who happens to be a flag. I said 'Hello," but he never responded, just waved.

Remember when a web was a spider's home, a mouse ate cheese, and if you had a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy, you never told anyone??

"Barney, stop eating my Pebbles!" Would have a completely different meaning in later years....

I met up with a friend of mine who happens to be a chimney. After a while he asks me, "Hey, wanna smoke?"

Candles aren't very smart, in truth they can be very dim.

Growing up and having tried gymnastics, "The Nutcracker" had a totally different meaning.

Taco Cat spelled backwards is... well... Taco Cat.

I remember when I was a server for a while. Someone came up to me to complain saying there was a hair in the salad. I had to go back and politely inform the patron that it in truth, was actually a rabbit.

When someone starts complaining, just go up and ask them: "Want some cheese to go with that whine??"

Ok, I think I'm done.

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