That fucking Dragonball Movie
16 years ago
General
SUCKS SO FUCKING HARD!! I found it online and decided to watch it, just to see how hard it sucks. It sucks so SO BADLY. I actually nearly cried at the healing Kamehameha. Goku's in HIGH SCHOOL?! He gets BULLIED?! Also, Goku's too old, he's supposed to be twelve when Bulma finds him! And there's no Capsules! There's Capsule Corp (which is actually kinda cool) but no Capsule Corp? Also, Roshi's too young, Goku lacks a tail, AND YAMCHA IS A TOTAL SKATER HEAD. THE FUCK?!?!?!
I guess I expected too much, but come on! If you're gonna even put Akira Toriyama's name on it then don't JUST use his characters' names. Seriously, that's the only thing that's in ANY way similar.
I REALLY hope that the sequal isn't an adaptation of Dragonball Z, or hell, even GT. I mean... imagine Radditz and Vegeta... *shudders*
I don't even think he's supposed to be a Saiyan. All we know is that he's an orphan, so I'm really fucking confused.
And the fight scenes were lame and boring, the acting was poor. The best effects were the ones on the Dragonballs!
Don't go see it. Don't go if you're a fan, don't go just to laugh at it, and don't just go because you think it'd be an awesome action movie. It's not, it sucks, don't waste your money on it.
Oh and it's pronounced NA-mek. Not NE-mek.
I guess I expected too much, but come on! If you're gonna even put Akira Toriyama's name on it then don't JUST use his characters' names. Seriously, that's the only thing that's in ANY way similar.
I REALLY hope that the sequal isn't an adaptation of Dragonball Z, or hell, even GT. I mean... imagine Radditz and Vegeta... *shudders*
I don't even think he's supposed to be a Saiyan. All we know is that he's an orphan, so I'm really fucking confused.
And the fight scenes were lame and boring, the acting was poor. The best effects were the ones on the Dragonballs!
Don't go see it. Don't go if you're a fan, don't go just to laugh at it, and don't just go because you think it'd be an awesome action movie. It's not, it sucks, don't waste your money on it.
Oh and it's pronounced NA-mek. Not NE-mek.
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Yeah, I found it online and decided, "Eh, I'm not paying. Let's watch it for shits and giggles." Too much shit, not enough giggles.