rankwolf was having a small party for one of his friends, and asked if I would like to go. I agreed, and on sat morning I made the three hour drive. after an unusual police stop in which I got a ticket for not being a psychic, I made it to  rankwolf relatively safe. I was pretty upset, but it only took a few moments with him to make me completely forget about spongebob asshole cop. We got to really hold each other for the first time. we (gasps) kissed for the first time. As we lay there in each others arms, just relaxing, time decided it was gonna disappear. We had a party to go to. so we got back into our straight guy suits and went to meet his friends.

That was also fantastic.

After a few moments of silence I seemed to click pretty well with them all. They had a small camp fire thing going, where we all sat around discussing movies, music, and how much cKy kicks ass. after a drunken wiffle ball game and even drunker rock band session, it was time to retire.

That's when the night began.

I know  rankwolf is shy about details, so I'll keep it basic.

Shower. together. passionate kissing. &%$#!#. Boom goes the dynamite. after that, We lay there just talking, the only thing being worn were smiles. THEN ROUND TWO. Then like a bunch of Americans, McDonalds was had, followed by the watching of a bunch of shitty TV horror movies.

We fell asleep in each others arms, completely naked, as night became day.

this morning led to more shower fun, food, and a movie, that was too packed to take off our straight guy suits.


THANK YOU  rankwolf. You're number one to me. Even if things go sour between us, you will always, ALWAYS have a place in my heart. I owe you so much,