Whats your pets name ?
- Agent 0.00
- Nugget

What is he/she ?
- Cat
- Mouse

How old is he/she ?
- Four
- Five or six months

Breed ?
- Uh.. cat
- .... mouse..

Can he/she do tricks ?
- He can look innocent while drenched in blood.
- He's fat. It's a trick. He looks cute and gets Cheetos.

Housetrained ?
- Yes
- He lives in a cage on my desk..

Coloring ?
- Orange
- White/Albino

Whats one thing your pet does that makes him/her unique ?
- Cats are never normal.. so this is hard to say.
- He greets me.. which wouldn't be unique if he was a dog, but he's not.

Is your pet your best buddy ?
When they want something.

What’s your pet’s favorite food ?
- Chicken
- Oreos

Does your pet listen to music ?
- Sometimes
- No

Couch Potato ?
- Yes
- No

Does your pet sleep in the house ?
Yes

Does your pet give you no end of heartache ?
No

Whats one thing you’ll always remember about your spiffy pet! :D
- His adorableness.
- The way he gets mad and tries to slap me [no, really, he tries to SLAP me.. ] when I poke his tummy.

Any last words from your pet ?
- "When my race takes over the world, you will b---is that a ball ? BALL!" -runs away-
- "Om nom nom"