Yeah, these so aren't helping to do anything but pass the time. :/

Sexual orientation: Bisexual. I’m an equal-opportunity enjoyer ;)
How often do you think about sex: Every seven seconds :P Hah, pretty often actually, almost all the time. You should see some of the crap I come up with during certain Ustream chat sessions XD
How often do you HAVE sex: For a few months now, about once a week, but I don’t think that’s going to continue after this semester’s over.
Worst sexual experience: Let’s just say it involves something that Dan Savage has called “sentorum” >.>
Cybersex? Phone sex?: *smokes cigar in a bathrobe, twirling is his pencil mustache* Oh cybersex is sooo typical. *coughs* Though phone sex, not so much. I’m not a big fan of it really. But if you get me started, I’ll be sure to finish it, hehe.
Casual sex: I do it, but only with people I’ve come to trust, such as a friend of mine currently.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: There’s so many XD
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Paddles, without a doubt, though I’m quite partial to anything made black, supple leather.
Least sexiest body part: Mmm, I don’t think there is one. Any body part can be sexy on the right person really.
Favorite body type: I don’t have much of a preference, but I do tend to like someone with a bit of meat on their bones.
Body hair: Some, but not a lot. If I can get a firm grip on your body hair, then you’ll be encouraged to take a razor to that rainforest on your back.
Monogamy or polygamy?: At the moment, neither. I am, however, polyamorous. It can be a lot of work, but I’ve found it to be completely worth it as I’ve found with a couple individuals in particular…
Underwear: Boxers, mostly.
Pornographic or erotic: Both, but I like erotica a bit more as it deals more with the emotions themselves more than the naughty bits.
How large is your porn collection?: I currently have somewhere around 40 pieces of collected erotic anthro artwork. But that's not all that makes up my artwork collection, I assure you.
Favorite hair color: This is something I can say for sure I have no preference for.
Kissing or cuddling?: I like cuddling way more than kissing.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: Okay, the attraction does not lie in the heritage itself at the least bit, but if you have a british, welsh… actually, you know what, as long as your accent isn’t redneck from the American south, that’s pretty attractive.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: I’m highly biased towards mustelids and snakes ^^;
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Jello transformation.