A christmas message - From me, to you.
10 years ago
General
The musings of a neurotic egotist. I love you.
Your hearts, minds, faces, butts and all the gooey, sticky guts that lie inbetween.
So stay beautiful, stay cheery, stay warm, and above all...
...stay tuned to PimpCat FM, 106.9. <3
On the twelfth day of christmas, my pimpcat gave to me...
Twelve asses bouncing,
Eleven hussies hustlin',
Ten sluts a-sucking,
Nine anal reamings,
Eight violent titfucks,
Seven sloppy seconds
Six skanky strippers
FIVE FACE-DEEP RIIIIIIIIMS!
Four moaning sluts
Three fat whores
Twoo-oo jackal butts,
AND AN ASS ON A TINY CAT'S FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS! <3
Your hearts, minds, faces, butts and all the gooey, sticky guts that lie inbetween.
So stay beautiful, stay cheery, stay warm, and above all...
...stay tuned to PimpCat FM, 106.9. <3
On the twelfth day of christmas, my pimpcat gave to me...
Twelve asses bouncing,
Eleven hussies hustlin',
Ten sluts a-sucking,
Nine anal reamings,
Eight violent titfucks,
Seven sloppy seconds
Six skanky strippers
FIVE FACE-DEEP RIIIIIIIIMS!
Four moaning sluts
Three fat whores
Twoo-oo jackal butts,
AND AN ASS ON A TINY CAT'S FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS! <3
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That must be the only place on Earth that's actually open on christmas day.
Except pubs.
Merry Christmas boss~! <3 Love you too!