I wish this was a joke post. I have, last I checked, 4 furs literally racing to become my mate. I never thought I'd have redeeming qualities, and how they'd appeal to the masses. Namely, it's just stressing dealing with so many people, and I don't wanna break 3 hearts at the end of all this.

Other than that, the May VIFur meet was awesome, I got pounced many a time, played games, and nothing bad happened! WOO!