I hope you had a great multi faith based autumn/winter event that pleased everyone of all races, faiths, gender and the Social Justice Warriors that guards us from offence that may cause the great triggering. Because we all took precautions like decorating the white privilege tree and baking the traditional "all men are rapists" cookies we summoned The Grand Judge of all the world who watches over all the good boys and girls.
He however decided that they all was naughty for committing the crime of potentially being racist so all the kids of the world got a YouTube video condemning them for their flaws.
Better luck next time and see you next year