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16 years ago
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Yup, still alive, just busy as all heck. And even worse, my home PC is up on the lift, looks like C: is croaking.
I figured that if this was cool enough for ECMajor to do, it's cool enough for me.
Start!
Sexual orientation: So heterosexual it hurts. As an old friend of mine said, I'm so straight you can bounce lasers off me.
How often do you think about sex: Depends a lot on the day, it comes and goes in cycles. Everything from once or thrice a day to pretty much all the time.
How often do you HAVE sex: Varies, but marriage is a wonderful thing. -:)
Worst sexual experience: Nothing in particular comes to mind. Never ended up on the wrong end of a gun with my pants down.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: Or, as the old folks call it, TS, or TinySex. Sure, done it MANY times. Don't do it much these days, since it takes a LOT of time and doesn't do a lot for me anymore. Phone? No, that's just makes me ask WHY? I don't get "dirty talk" either.
Casual sex: Nope, never. Sex is much too important to be casual.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Can't say that I have a favorite, since it's not really a subject I talk about a lot.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Got some ropes, and a feather or two, but that's about it. I don't really get "headspace" either.
Least sexiest body part: Feet? Dunno, never thought much about it.
Favorite body type: Mother Goddess.
Body hair: Sure, shaving just makes for stubble and a nasty rash.
Monogamy or polygamy?: I can imagine that a poly relationship COULD work, in a Platonic world. BUT, since I don't live in such a place, I'll stick with the simplicity of monogamy. "Hi!"
Underwear: Me? Briefs. Boooring. On a lady? Anything from barely-there to street clothes. A sexy body is doubly so attractively packaged.
Pornographic or erotic: This is a sticky distinction. Assuming that the difference between the terms is implication vs. explication, then I could go either way. Unfortunately, most porn is pathetic, plastic, and completely predictable. I don't find hyper-zoom genital shots particularly sexy, nor do I feel that an explicitly nude body somehow changes a scene for the worse. The chemistry either works OR fails regardless of whether the participants are nude below the waist.
How large is your porn collection?: Not much to speak of, really. I've got a couple soft-porn-ish videos, and a few clips on the HD. Most of what I'd really like to see is so hideously obscure it never really gets filmed.
Favorite hair color: Brunette.
Kissing or cuddling?: More the latter, but good foreplay is everything.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: Any? We've got pretty (and pretty ugly) folks from all over.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Just about anything with hooves (and mammaries). Bovines, equines, caprines, even ovines, cervines, and porcines. Not really much for canines or felines, they're both WAY overdone in the fandom.
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: I guess I'd have to go with UB, since that's my biggest favorite. Probably followed by the rest of the fecundity realm (pregnancy, lactation, breastfeeding).
Rochndil, nothing if not predictable...
I figured that if this was cool enough for ECMajor to do, it's cool enough for me.
Start!
Sexual orientation: So heterosexual it hurts. As an old friend of mine said, I'm so straight you can bounce lasers off me.
How often do you think about sex: Depends a lot on the day, it comes and goes in cycles. Everything from once or thrice a day to pretty much all the time.
How often do you HAVE sex: Varies, but marriage is a wonderful thing. -:)
Worst sexual experience: Nothing in particular comes to mind. Never ended up on the wrong end of a gun with my pants down.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: Or, as the old folks call it, TS, or TinySex. Sure, done it MANY times. Don't do it much these days, since it takes a LOT of time and doesn't do a lot for me anymore. Phone? No, that's just makes me ask WHY? I don't get "dirty talk" either.
Casual sex: Nope, never. Sex is much too important to be casual.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Can't say that I have a favorite, since it's not really a subject I talk about a lot.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Got some ropes, and a feather or two, but that's about it. I don't really get "headspace" either.
Least sexiest body part: Feet? Dunno, never thought much about it.
Favorite body type: Mother Goddess.
Body hair: Sure, shaving just makes for stubble and a nasty rash.
Monogamy or polygamy?: I can imagine that a poly relationship COULD work, in a Platonic world. BUT, since I don't live in such a place, I'll stick with the simplicity of monogamy. "Hi!"
Underwear: Me? Briefs. Boooring. On a lady? Anything from barely-there to street clothes. A sexy body is doubly so attractively packaged.
Pornographic or erotic: This is a sticky distinction. Assuming that the difference between the terms is implication vs. explication, then I could go either way. Unfortunately, most porn is pathetic, plastic, and completely predictable. I don't find hyper-zoom genital shots particularly sexy, nor do I feel that an explicitly nude body somehow changes a scene for the worse. The chemistry either works OR fails regardless of whether the participants are nude below the waist.
How large is your porn collection?: Not much to speak of, really. I've got a couple soft-porn-ish videos, and a few clips on the HD. Most of what I'd really like to see is so hideously obscure it never really gets filmed.
Favorite hair color: Brunette.
Kissing or cuddling?: More the latter, but good foreplay is everything.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: Any? We've got pretty (and pretty ugly) folks from all over.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Just about anything with hooves (and mammaries). Bovines, equines, caprines, even ovines, cervines, and porcines. Not really much for canines or felines, they're both WAY overdone in the fandom.
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: I guess I'd have to go with UB, since that's my biggest favorite. Probably followed by the rest of the fecundity realm (pregnancy, lactation, breastfeeding).
Rochndil, nothing if not predictable...
