White Card suggestions:

Kinkshaming
All-American Fun
The Mysterious Third Hole
Two Zoo Animals having Crazy Jungle Sex in front of an Eight-Year Old
High Stakes Tax Filing
The Other 181 Blinks
An Inconspicuous Camera In the Bushes
Pop-Up Ads
The Biggest Loop Earrings Money Can Buy
Goldfish, but with Guns
A Street Tough with a Heart of Gold
Olympic Oral Sex
Something Inappropriate That You'll Laugh At Because It Says "Penis" On the Card
An Uptight British Gentleman
Whatever the Hell THAT Is
Implied Foreplay
Getting Kinky In the Retirement Home
My Sheer Hatred of Pauly Shore
Band Camp
Eating an Entire Bag Of Salt & Vinegar Chips In One Sitting
A One-Man Orgy
Offensive Internet Memes

Black Card suggestions:

This summer, get ready, because Adam Sandler is "The ____".
I swam faster than eleven million sperm so I could pursue my passion of ____, not ____!
If we want to stay in the black for the next quarter, we're going to have to cut ____ and ____ out of the company budget. (This one can also be singular.)
Watch out, there's a new drug taking the nation by storm! And kids are calling it "____"!? More at 11.
Buzzfeed's newest article: "16 Things That You Don't Want Grandma to Say She's Thankful For At Thanksgiving"; what was #1?
When I rule the world one day, I will unite the nations and build my kingdom under one mantra: "____".
My newest piece for Slam Poetry Night is called "____: a Tear In the Ocean".
Today I learned that you don't need ____ to be happy; all you need is your ____.
We're up ____ Creek without a paddle.
Here he is, the toughest WWE fighter of our generation: Vinny " ____" McMannis!
No Shirt, No ____, No Service.
With the recent energy crisis, Santa Claus doesn't deliver coal to naughty children anymore. Instead, he gives them ____.
As the last human on Earth breathed their last breath of oxygen, a single utterance spelled the end of humanity: "____".
PETA's latest publicity stunt involved comparing ____ to eating meat.
Damn it man, the ____ Bandit is still on the loose, and we've got nothing!
We all know that the early bird gets the worm; what does the late bird get?
I got suspended for a week in high school because I wrote my English assignment on ____.


Whew, that's it! Most of these were from when I had a brainstorming party with my buds; hope you like them. :3

Some good suggestions here! Definitely a few to cherry pick from. Thanks for all the suggestions. :V

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge. I am the man who will now tell you.

Trail off as needed.

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