23. "What are all these woofers doing here?"

22. "I'm going to paint whoever is in here."

21. "You make a better door than a window."

20. "Pizza is not normal in Japan."

19. "Does that mean I have to shake him and take him?"

18. "He needs more stronger beer."

17. "There's a female here, but that's her fault."

16. "Apparently M&M's are going in my pants right now."

15. "We got drunk with the landlord last night."

14. "Your sock is tasty - it tastes like other dogs."

13. "Calvin Klein's a cunt!"

12. "Touch fox butt, get ten years good luck."

11. "Are the lesbians pissed again?"

10. "There's a fox in the box. Oh my..."

9. "I already kicked ass while drunk."

8. "That depends on what you mean by 'special'."

7. "I'm your daddy, now gimme dat butt!"

6. "You missed the fox molestation, but there will be more."

5. "Come on, you can take big things in your mouth."

4. "I made a drink by accident. I don't remember this."

3. "Who's the little fairy trying to punch my ass?"

2. "I taste like garlic! Come lick me!"

1. "That's because I'm not a giant penis."