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I've just purchased two cupcakes from a wandering child
10 years ago
He was going door to door, selling some little grocery store cupcakes for 50 cents each. He didn't cite an actual cause or anything, I'm pretty sure he just took them from his pantry and has been going around selling them to people.
Whatever, he was walking around on a cold day, so he probably earned his sale.
Not gonna eat those cupcakes though, I've taken enough risks this year.
Whatever, he was walking around on a cold day, so he probably earned his sale.
Not gonna eat those cupcakes though, I've taken enough risks this year.
I just thought it might've had little kid fingers in it at some point.
Actual cannibal Valsalia
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YESTERDAY WAS CRAZY
They put their hands everywhere
Don't eat the cakes, you have an entire comic to remind you what can happen.
Leave the cupcakes on the counter tonight.
Go to bed, and ignore the sounds.
Don't get out of bed for any reason.
It is not a pack of dogs, or an injured bear.
The next day, the cupcakes should be gone, and you will be safe.
You're welcome, Nightvale.
They're such wonderful glimpses into an iconic Americana that seems to be fading from our world, mostly due to its strange, gleeful insistence on being devoured slowly by deep, dark, forces.