Sexual orientation: Straight, although i do admit i dont mind a nice set o cawk & bawls lol


How often do you think about sex: eh maybe a lil above the average person but i think it comes with the territory


How often do you HAVE sex: hahaha! no really about once a year if im lucky


Worst sexual experience: i dont really have a worst, theyve all been ok


Cybersex? Phone sex?: ive done it before, but i think its a little to sad for me at this point


Casual sex: sure. it doesnt happen but im not against it


What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: guarding the door, something me and my friends joke about


Sex toys and related fetish accessories: i dont own any, but i wouland be above a lil mutual play


Least sexiest body part: inner ears or feet lol


Favorite body type: i love me a chubby lady


Body hair: in a perfect world for me everyone would be hairless from the neck down, but this aint a perfect world so a lil fuzz aint gonna kill me


Monogamy or polygamy?: mono is my pref, but im not damning polys ether


Underwear: i love my tons of silly cartoon boxers but for teh ladies i can dig just about anything


Pornographic or erotic: they both have their uses, but as a typical guy ide probably go more for pornographic


How large is your porn collection?: not ridiculously huge, a few gigs maybe


Kissing or cuddling?: both at tha same time =D


Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: pale ghostly white skin gets my rocks off, i think its a reminant of my adolescent "goth kid" days


Most attractive anthro/furry creature: weird ones


Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Coulrophilia, which i may suffer from myself from time to time