k.

YOU TEASE

I autobuy! (v °-° )^

HmmM, you drive a Tough price... I'll SB ^_^

*Outbids, wins and gives you the slot after paying for it* c:

Nawwww that's so sweet :3

*out bids all y'all by a dollar*

Sorry, I only accept Euros. (Or KFC pieces of chicken.)

*Out-bids H0rs3 By 2 KFC Chicken Pieces* mwhahahah ;3

*buys a kfc franchise building, mails it to H0rs3's location, and sets it up there*

Awww shit son, I'll offer my charizard.
It brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, " Fuck why did I come over here for this shit, I'm out".

Chicken?!

My new hero. -Hugs- XD

Oddly specific don't ya think... I mean...



How many countries ACTUALLY USE the Euro? XD

XD

Yes please

Did that just happen?

I think it did...

Well played

brb cutting husky tail off, xD lol see what you did there

lol i see what you did there

I know I'll win this one!

I totally thought it was for real for a second. You tease. XD

I'm already 4-5 months late with my commissions, so I'm not going to make free animations :D
I actually ain't time for dat.

Oh wow. Yeah, screw that then. XD

happy for that I'm not alone X3

I never hesitate to admit my gullibility. XD

Want one if i can~ XD

Awe i got excited X3

FUUUUUUUUUUCK
You tease! XD

Interesting o.o

>:C

That's it.
I'm bringing the flamethrower.

*uses a very sing-song* i'll get the C-4~!

Hudduh hudduh huh! *pyro taunts*

lol

What a nice meme

Such a tease XC

You know, now i blame you fro my excitement erection.

I got one too.... me no happy

lol

Shut up and take my 'free'!

troll ;)

I wonder if.....instead of that photo....we say yes to a raffle o3o

Lol. You cheeky dickwaffle.

Heck, just let me commission you!

Lel, you made a funny

Take blow jobs as payment?

I knew this couldn't be real, so I had to see what you had posted here haha.
This totally made my morning hahaha!

gif me all the animations! XD

Sooo many disappointed people!!

I already lost few watchers, it's fun to see that some people are getting mad for nothing :)

This warms my cold, black heart :')
Thanks for the laughs, man!

Don't get it twisted. That's not for nothing. People don't spend their time reading the journals others make to be trolled. You deserve the watchers you lose. Not everybody wants to put up with your shit despite your skill.

(now you watch how many people come here, jumping on me for having the balls to call you out on this, hahaha. we'll see who loses more watchers :p)

I'm okay with this. Anyway, If some people are actually offended by this, it's better to watch- right now.

PS : It's not the first time, though ! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7695092/

Hey, that's on you if you're fine with what you're doing. Keep on doing it, then. Just don't blame others if they don't stick around - you gave them perfect reason not to. That's all I'm saying.

Technically, given how people could take that title, that's not a lie! This one clearly is, though :p

Hey, you probably created a new kind of fetish with that.

This is hilarious.

people can't take a joke when it comes to animations..and FREE SHET.

I HAVE A CHANCE TO GET MY SHITTY SPARKLEDOG TO BE ANIMATED BY THE HIGH AND ESTEEMED H0RS3!?
DREAM CUM TROO

AW. IS JOKE? RAAAAAAAGE

RIP everyone's desires.

Don't ;n;

Well, I got absolutely memed on.

At first I was "k, cool".

And then I lol'd when I realised what this was in relation to.

I missed the relation, but I found this funny :')

That did not suprise me one bit.

The amount of butthurt I feel behind most of these comments
You can tell they're seething really

hahah that was click bait 101 XD still funny tough ^^

But plenty of time for trolling! Hooray, priorities!

I like how everybody's upset you did this and yet nobody's calling you out for it. Desperate peeps, man. Don't you worry, though. I'll do it.
This was dickmove clickbait and a waste of my time.

Knowing the recent controversy I imagine a lot of people weren't actually expecting anything.

All the same, yeah, it's a dick move.

I seem to have missed this controversy but a few people have been going on about something.

What's actually happened?

I'll note you a brief rundown. Obvious public commentary on drama like this tends to get deleted

Send me a note too, if you would please.

Understandable, but all of these passive aggressive replies say otherwise, to me. :p

Maybe people aren't as informed as I'd hoped, then. I can see some people posting refs and asking for their characters, already.. It's a shame that nobody really knows what's going on, the person at the center of the recent drama really does not deserve the support he gets.

No, he does not, though I don't agree with how some people acted on the other side of the fence as well....

I have a good idea of who you're talking about, and yeah, I agree. Would be nice if people were just nice to eachother for once :/

The you know who making the you know what causing the who knows why.

I'll admit it's a bit silly, but I am not trying to call anybody out. Just wanted to make my opinion on recent events known.

I'd also rather not get banned, you can't really deny FA has a reputation for removing overt discussion of things like this.

I'm glad he's at least been punished for his shit.

I am so confused.

Are you really that upset over a chance to win something for free?

YES!

Someone who's animations are extremely well done, offers a chance at a free animation, then trolls you?

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!

Who said i wanted anything? I don't care about whether or not he had a raffle. I care about the fact that he is belittling a very recent issue and wasting the time of everybody who clicked to read this journal in the process; my time in particular. It was a dick move.

It takes a second to click a link. Surely it took more of your time responding tothe journal than it would have if you had moved on with your day, if your time is that valuable to you.

The only reason I really even responded is because I scrolled through all of the comments at the time and saw absolutely nobody bothering to call him out on it. If he knows what he's doing and he's fine with it, that's how own deal, but if nobody tells him that's not right and /that's/ the reason he thinks it's okay, then that's OUR collective fault; not his.

That's because most of us are actually polite folks that get a laugh out of it. Unlike you.. who seems to be the incentive asshole that feels the need to be rude and mean about what is supposed to be a funny joke.

Hahaha, oh, yes. Of course I'm the asshole. Let's review:
This guy makes a journal to troll all of his watchers and draws attention to/references/makes fun of another recent, very dramatic issue in doing so. What he did disrespected both the issue he referenced and the people who clicked this journal by wasting their time.
I tell him that was a dick move and an asshole thing to do.

Yeah, sorry. I'm not seeing it. YOU may have gotten a laugh out of it, but that doesn't mean it wasn't out of line in the first place.

Also, incentive != insensitive. Looks like you got autocoWREKT.

This entire journal is a -JOKE-. You know, haha, hehe, hoho, laughing.

Live a little, laugh some.

Stop being so goddamned serious, it's the internet FFS.

The entire journal is NOT FUNNY. You know, the absence of all those onomatopoeia you mentioned.
None of what you're saying has any bearing on what i said. It was a troll, it was disrespectful, and i let him know.

The question is, why is it YOU have a problem with me doing that? It literally has nothing to do with you if you weren't offended as well.
I could list possible reasons why, but I think we both know what's going on here. Just stop.

Well played.

there seems to be a lot of animation chuff currently around free things, is this a statement on that? :o

Uwotm8

What a tease X3

Ufknwotudoderem8

God what year is this? That's one ancient meme.

I must add, I think for all the emotional stress you put everyone here through, we all deserve a free animation ;)

Here you go : http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18153303/

This is a free animation, nobody paid for it :P

#satisfied

i got had! (good luck catching up)

oh lord jesus itsa fire

un génie haha

Hey, I wish you make animation for Nick (fox) and Judy (rabbit) from Zootopia.

I... I fell for that... XD Nice

it's too early for dank memes

It is absolutely NEVER too early for the dank memes. C^:

huehuehue

Lol

PENIS!!!

Yaaay Free animation raffle! :D Wait? No time for dat? :O I WANT A REFUND!! >8V

Lol, I figured it would be something funny. XD

Now that was just mean lol :P

ohh dear god im dying right infornt of my computer xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You spiny horsedick

RIP dreams

You big troll horse! ¬.¬ You should have saved that one for April fools.

I bid AUD$2000.69A

...oh you said raffle?

didntreadlol.avi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BydYgfCmekQ

You teasing prick XD

Should have saved this for April Fools Day

I see what you did there.... xD

Touché.

Heheh. I thought this seemed odd. ;D

:^)

You cheeky dickwaffle.

That was mean xD

Hello. Sucker, table for 1 please.

Seriously? No one posted the link? No one!? Ok I will.

Aint nobody got time for that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

such meem

No clue what people want. There is something for free here. What do you want more?

Xd sthap teasing!! LOL

April fools came early!

Course of don't have time... Gotta play DDR!

Oh my gawd... you son of a Sheppard.... D:

lol you got me

Well thats a asshole move. I wasn't even going to enter if this would have been a real thing from you. Actualy things liek this shows that artists care for theri fans an followers and give somethign back for all the borderline devotion.

Well unwatch from me too because you apperently don't. Including my patreon pledge - I mean the 2 bucks less won't kill you anyway, but I'd feel sick supporting this kind of carrot on a stick dick moove.

Cool story bro.
KTHXBYE.

^

You wont be missed.

So butthurt over something that would have been free.

3 months too early for April Fools.

hell yheay scooby-snacks

Oh you tease! >///<

I would have just asked for more Rocket porn anyway!!

There will be more very soon, though!

All is right in the world then.

*cries softly*

ugh..I fell for that one hook, line and sinker

I understand this reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8EMndSFFMk

That's so cold......bravo XD

I miss your animations so much!!! Specially with the recent cum texture you made <3

rip

Out of curiosity, did you ever animate a character flipping off someone, or the camera?

B-but ... :o My hopes and dreams ;_;

thanks got i didnt had a cokacola to spit at the moment :P

*sigh* You couldn't wait until April to pull this?

My jaw dropped, I was like 'no fucking way' XD

Ahh.. gee gee.. xD

https://www.dropbox.com/s/h4sv70vzo.....m47s7.png?dl=0

Insert excited raffle comment here! :3

One does not simply
Get h0rs3 for free

*Aragon meme*

Hehehuehehe

literally WOW

When life gives you lemons...

42!

YOU WIN!

:D

Hows this work?

omg! D:

LMFAO! The Buttburt is REAL!

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/de/dec.....e3f1cb448a.jpg

Why the long faces, everyone? You know, like a h0rs3!

I WANT!!! D: PLEASE!!

Deez Nutz

Aww, I was expecting Darude Astley.

Oh god no!!! You have bronchitis!?!?!?

My week is complete, lol. XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM

Not even April fools ! *growls* I am grumpy wuff now

Pfft haha! I think silly troll journals like this are the best <3

Goodbye to those fools with no sense of humor tho :3

RETWEETED

gaaa I so was hoping that was real D:

was hoping it was real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5HOt0ZOcYk

This journal made my pupils split in half and vomit tears of hilarity all over my keyboard

I'm sueing for damages, please replace my keyboard with one which is similar or made of delicious cheese.

Mail it to my address at 31 duck, Duckton, Duckduck.

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http://i.imgur.com/0kwHMe6.gif

You're still awesome~

My immediate thought was "What would drive Hors3 to do that, he's got all the attention he can probably handle!"

I thought this was the beginning of a new trend where animations get raffled off, and I'm bummed I couldn't win a Hors3 raffle, but hey, I've got the patience of a saint, can wait and hopefully save up to being able to just afford one. x3

Everybody got time for that.

That is why we all watch wiggling booties and dicks for.

H0rs3 pls

lol

What!? False adevertisement! Im gonna sue you!! *picks up a lady named sue and throws her at you.* blarg!!

http://tinyurl.com/glazpo3

-Throws candy at you- NYEH! I DUNNO.

*throws a soggy Muffin* take that !

I respect you so much for this!

AB

Nice
Great

and how this works

Oh.

Omg XD This is the biggest tease ever! I understand though those animations must demand a lot of work. I wouldn't want to do them for free if I was able to do cool stuff like you!

Hahahaha this was perfect! It's been months since I last saw that pic <3

Jeez. :P

I've already spent entirely too much time reading the drama that's followed this journal.

Heh...

I clicked it. I fell for the clickbait, like many others, it wasted only an instant of my time. No biggie, it was a mildly amusing 'gotcha!'

Entitled folks storming off because they don't get free stuff..

Entitled sympathizers who decry otherwise harmless teases as immoral..

Social defenders who 'call people out' for minor sleights as if they're heinous crimes..

Troll supporters and troll baiters arguing with the above category..

...Was it a dick move?. Little bit. Just a tiny little micropenis. But that's ok. It's amusing to point and laugh at. And even more so to point at all the people orbiting this micropenis making a huge fuss about it! Including me.

Some have said that comedy is misery plus time, and that if it has no potential to offend, it isn't comedy.

Well played sir.

Although some have said this is apparently in reference to some recent drama? Not surprising, #furries #furrydrama and other hashtag-plus-memetictheme jokes..

Now I'm curious though what the precipitating dramatic event is. Anyone care to enlighten?

XD

Well damn. I was really excited for a second. XD

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/08.....g?v=1441091543 ;) pfft ya wee cheeky!

206th comment!
You'll never lose me over something as trivial as this
all the people that unwatched you over this I laugh at them

0.0 i'll never win

Do it and just draw stick figures at around 3 FPS.

Sign me up! ^^ <3