Hello squid children, to whom this message applies~

I love Splatoon all to little tiny calimari bits, but ever since literally the day the game launched, I haven't managed to play with more than one friend at a time, on the off chance me and one other person I know happen to be on at the same time~

It's my birthday in a couple days (the 26th), and though I have the day off work, I have nothing to do, so it would be petty swank if I could have a few more cool kids to hang out with, so I can play with somebody who isn't just Japan. I know it's the middle of the week so the timing won't likely be great, but. If anyone's around, that would be cool. I couldn't expect to get 8 people, but in the unlikely event, we could do private matches and pay cool game modes on cool levels (not Moray Towers.) If only a couple people can be around, maybe we could do a ranked Squad (I don't care about the rank; the ranked modes are mostly cool, especially rainmaker).

Failing that, I'll probably just hang out and do random turf wars from like, 3pm to 6pm MST, so if anyone on my friend's list is around then, you can just join~ My NNID is Graedius, of course. If you have any comments, you can leave them below~