I'm... honestly not that big of a fan. I think I've only watched one movie before and I can't even remember which one, haha.

You truly are part of the dark side... *points menacingly*

Nooooooo... I'm just a cuddle floof! I'm no dark side... D:

Traitor! *whips out lightsaber*

Eep! *Runs away*

:P

;P

"I hated Star Wars because of this"

What kind of nonsense is that, who he fuck says shit like this?

Mostly purists who go on how it's not like the original trilogy or that ep7 is like ep4... which I reply "oh, you mean like how ep1 is just like ep4?"

Oh well if Ep7 is like ep4 then it must be a shitty movie and so I must hate it for being too much the same just like I should hate ep1 for being too different!.

Just fuck it...I loved watching that film. Purists can go shove their lightsaber dildos up their asses.

I still stand by my original statement! :D

Lightsaber dildo... giggity :P

Yep I need to satisfy my anger and horniness some way XP

I could be your teacher...

Oh would you teach me the ways~?

I shall teach you the power of the horny side.

*kneels* I won't fail you Master, I'm not afraid.

You will be... well, not really *snickers*

*Giggles and hugs you*

*hugs and carries away* Now I am your master!

*hugs and carries away* Now I am your master!

*kisses your jawline as you carry me* Yes you are~!

*smiles at the kisses* Hmm, should get a collar for you *nod nod*

*licks your cheek* uh huh~

*purrs* Something big, leather and lots of chrome things :P

Ohhh I love that, make me a pretty pet for my master~ :p

Yus! *tosses on the bed*

Oh we having a lesson right now? *strokes and rubs her curvy purple body*

The learning never stops! :P

Wow then I'm very lucky to have such a dedicated and beautiful master! :p *kisses her lips*

*murrs and kisses back* indeed *smiles*

*plays with her head tails softly* I'll obey everything you wish of me :p

*squeaks and shudders as you tease her tails* oooo, that sounds good *smiles*

*she softly smooches and licks her head tails, humming and pressing her bare breasts with her own* -3-

my my, so eager, aren't we? *murrs and rubs back*

*purrs* yes master Jolene, teach me how to fully embrace the horny side

That is good, you will learn so much *rubs*

Ooooo *sucks on her head tail and massages her purple breasts*

*shudders and moans as you continue to tease her tails* mmmm, good pet...

*giggles and continues to suck, rubbing her master's curvy body with her own*~

*playfully pushes you off her and smiles as she flips you around*

Woah! *giggles sweetly and gets in position, shaking my booty for her* ;p

Hmm, let's make things more private *winks*

*winks*

I liked it. I just think Kylo-Ren is a bit of a whiny diva is all. :P

Well, he does have some anger issues due to bad family relations... I'm sure anyone would throw a tantrum if they were in his position :P

The only reason I haven't seen it again is I'm perpetually broke. Hell, the only reason I got to see it in the first place was because a friend of mine on here bought me tickets as a birthday present :C

but at least you got to see it! :D

I still don't understand why people give the prequels so much flak.

Child Anakin, Jarr Jarr, nothing but CG, two dimensional characters, plot holes bigger than the Death Star. Granted, I'm not saying the original trilogy was perfect, but c'mon, it's like Lucas wasn't even trying. It certainly had some good things, but they were so overshadowed by the bad things, that's what everyone thinks of.

Huh, I never noticed the two-dimensional characers and plot holes. Never really cared about any of the former items, either; Scrappy-esque characters exist in many works, and CG just helps a fantastic plot come to life. (seriously, could you imagine filming sci-fi without laser beams and stuff)

Seriously, help me understand if you have the patience to.

Well, I personally don't hate the prequels, but they could have been so much better than they really are. There's really just too much to explain, to be honest, most of it when trying to tie it to the original trilogy, like when Obi Wan tells Luke "When I met your father, he was already an excellent pilot..." and then we find out that when Obi Wan actually meets Ankin, he never was a pilot. Things like that.

Well, Anakin did pilot that pod racer pretty good when he was a kid... But yeah, I understand if you don't wanna go over everything.

But see, that isn't piloting, that's racing. It'd be like saying someone who drives a car is the greatest race car driver ever. The fact that CG was used wasn't the biggest deal, it was that they used it for EVERYTHING. They did almost no on site shooting or practical effects, everything was CG. The original Star Wars and many other sci-fi movies did everything without computers and it looked just as good. Most of the characters were either annoying or forgetful and the ones that people DID like, were killed off, so it left us with nothing.

I can see how the way the characters were handled was not exactly... pleasing, though I still can't see how CG is anything other than just an alternative to traditional cinematography. Like how holodecks will be viewed in comparison to traditional green screens 50 years from now.

However, I do believe there's one thing that really has to be addressed here more than anything else- though racing can be a form of high-speed piloting, much like how being a race car driver involves driving a car. When Obi-Wan said Anakin was a good pilot, showing him off as a pod racer shows off his talent for piloting vehicles.

Yep, but they could have just as easily shown him much older and already piloting things like small space craft. Which brings another plot hole, Anakin ages 15ish years when everyone else stays the same age.

Okay, that part definitely didn't make much sense. I just chalked it up to either "The makeup artists forgot to make them older" or "People age slower, which may be an allusion to Biblical verses about early humans living for over a thousand years."

Yeah, so it's just a bunch of things like that.

Pod racing is about as similar to, say, NASCAR or F1 as... racing airplanes is.

So calling Anakin a good pilot, even when he's only piloting a ground vehicle, is actually pretty good.

Might as well say that Luke wasn't a very good pilot before the Battle of Yavin because T-16s don't count, either.

But a T-16 is an armed troposphere fighter capable of up to 1200 km/h flight whereas a pod racer doesn't actually leave the ground unless elevated and only does roughly 700 km/h, depending on the engines and such and no weapons to aim for targets at high speeds, so yeah, big difference there.

Except what Luke did to earn his status as a great bush pilot was flying at altitudes where he could have been using something like a Podracer - and Anakin was the only human who had the reflexes (Force sensitivity) to not get squished driving a podracer. Luke just did the same stuff as all his human buddies, he just did it better than they could.

And then we get into the whole bit about Anakin being a slave who had to perform well to keep his master happy at an age where he likely isn't yet completely aware of his own mortality, whereas Luke was just showing off for his friends.

meh, either way, the whole pod race thing was a stretch on the truth, Lucas could have told the same 'pilot story' with an older Anakin *nods*

Coulda, woulda, shoulda. But didn't. We're stuck with it now. All we can do is hope the lessons stick.

Obviously not: http://screencrush.com/star-wars-fa.....etition-lucas/

Can't stick to everyone. Some folk are just muy stupido.

Yeah, but the fact that it's actually gaining ground is what scares me...

Well, there is a lot of stupid in the world.

If only we could kill it with fire *sighs*

Well, you could... but not for very long before you were brought in for homicide.

pfft, all you need to do this day in age is plead insanity for the blind rage that this petition caused and only kill white people, also claim self-defense because they were running at you.

I am only watching it once in theaters.

Because I know I can watch it to death on DVD. :D

Well, this time was worth it, 'cause I got to see it on a bigger screen :P

Awesome. :)

And while yeah, it's nice to experance it on the full screen for less then 10 dollars, including ticket, popcorn and drink... I do have to watch my money some. ^_^V

$10 is usually what a ticket goes for here... bleh

It was well worth waiting for the little mom-and-pop theater to get the movie. :D

Hell, on Mondays, tickets are 3 dollars.

Well, this one showing was the 95.3 CFX Sunday night movie, so I got to see it for $5 :D

Very nice. :D

yus!

Course, now with Episode 8 pushed back...

Yeah, I just read about that, not too happy, but I suppose if it gets a better story, then so be it

I can handle delays. Not cancellations.

Oh, that's even worse

Plus, at least there's stuff like Rogue One.

Yeah, that should be fun. Also a Han Solo movie, though, not quite sure how that'll work without Harrison Ford... then there's supposed to be a Boba Fett movie, which I can't understand 'cause he's about as useful as a dead Nerf.

Depends on what canon you look at.

Well, since movies are only canon now (aside from new books lately), I'd say the canon where he did nothing and died like a little bitch :P

I'll stick with the classic one with the book series. More awesome stuff in there. And this new one is like... another reality.

hehe :P

That way, both can be canon, just different ones. :D

This is true!

Everyone wins! :D

Except in this canon, he single-handedly disabled a Venator-class star destroyer. And then formed a bounty hunter syndicate. And then led that syndicate in a very lucrative raid against Count Dooku's ancestral holdings... while Count Dooku was at home.

As a teenager.

So not exactly nothing.

I'm just talking movie-wise, he did nothing :P

He looked like a badass and had alien babes hanging off his arms. That's not nothing.

Such a player!

He also managed to track down the Millennium Falcon, something Darth Vader's Death Squadron, the largest warfleet in history, failed to do.

Meh, track a ship, any bounty hunter could have done that, they just didn't happen to be in that spot. And don't say he captured Solo either, he didn't do a damn thing with Solo, except stand around while LANDO captured him. All he did was play errand boy to Jabba. Then he was eaten. Then end.

Yes. Could have. If the other hunters were other hunters. Or Boba was a different hunter. They were all in the right place, but only Boba figured it out. The other hunters probably figured the same thing that Death Squadron did - or they decided to check other Solo haunts. In any case, Boba was the one who tracked him. Boba was the one who figured out where he was going and Boba was the one who called Vader once he figured it out. And Boba got paid mad money for his efforts by both Vader and Jabba.

But he ceased being effective as soon as the credits rolled for The Empire Strikes Back. I guess the big payday made the Mandalorian soft.

(If I were Boba, as soon as the creds cleared my account from Jabba and Vader, I would have gone and taken a very looong vacation. Maybe bought myself my own moon or something. Hanging out with Jabba... not very high on my to-do list. Even if Jabba is a wealthy and powerful Hutt, his taste in decor is horrible and Tatooine is not a place that I would choose to live intentionally.)

But Tattooine is in the outer rim, far away from those that would see what he's doing :P

Tatooine isn't the only rock in the Outer Rim.



I can understand wanting to stay the hell away from Nar Shadda, but Tatooine isn't much of an improvement. Simply fewer people and a reduced likelihood of getting stabbed in the back (or accidentally offending a Hutt, as Jabba seems to be the only one on Tatooine).

There's Lothal, Yavin 4, Saleucami, D'Qar, Dantoonie... I'd take any of them over Tatooine in an instant. To say nothing of any of the countless unnamed worlds of the Outer Rim. And if I thought I could keep a low profile, I'd even be willing to take a shake at living on Naboo. (Naboo is actually the planet that, of those shown in the movies and TV shows that I would probably prefer to live on. It takes second place to Alderaan, but, well, Alderaan is not really inhabitable any more.)

meh, oh well, that's how Lucas wanted it :P

If Lucas had known how popular Fett was, he has said that he would have done it differently.

(Imagine that. Lucas was out of touch with the fans even in 1983.)

eyup :P

I liked it. I've seen it twice. Might see it a third time in theaters. Probably watch it a few more times on DVD, but I can't be certain about that. Always in motion, is the future. I am certain that everyone who made this movie had fun making it, including Harrison Ford.

I just got a sense that actors and production crew actually gave a shit about what they were doing, the prequels just felt kinda cold in that respect.

I finally saw it this weekend - SW came home It was right, it was good, it felt like the original trilogy. I'm definitely going to see it again in the theatre, and MOST definitely getting it on Blu-Ray when it comes out.

Yeah, it was a definite win this time :D

aww, why not now?

aww, I would take you if we were close by :D

*hugs*

honestly i think the movie was better than the prequels. but it still felt like its a big rip off on its own self. now dont get me wrong i'd watch the movie a bunch more times. in fact im reading the book Aftermath. I plan on getting the other books for the DEU (disney extended universe) and im currently watching Star Wars: Clone Wars tv series and perhaps Rebels...

But each movie has its ups and downs. Disney had to do something to bridge episode 6, the old gen fans with the new gen fans for episode 7. I kinda wished they put out Rogue One first before doing episode 7. I think they may have had a better brainstorming script session for episode 7 by doing that.

and if someone else pointed that earlier in the comments then sorry... kinda busy and didnt read through it just yet.

Of course they had a better brain storming session, it was Lucas saying "we're only doing it my way" :P

I kinda agree with the Rogue One, but on the flip side, I think it'll be more popular now that ep7 is out than if it was its own movie before it came out. I do have my own gripes about 7, but overall, I'm much happier with it than all three prequels combined :D

this.

lmao... did you hear about people trying to do a petition to get lucas to do the next episode... i was like... you stupid mother fudgemuckers... stop drinking bleach and stay away from mah star wars lawn.

I thought I felt a disturbance in the Force...

rofl

This is the first movie that I ever went to see a 2nd time in the cinema!
I honestly don't understand what any hate is all about. Granted, the first time I saw it I did notice a _lot_ of recurring themes from the original trilogy. But the 2nd time watching, I could just focus on the story and cinematography, and it was absolutely gorgeous.
(And just for contrast, we watched Phantom Menace on DVD the week after the 2nd showing... it's an even bigger pile of inexcusable horrid steaming wank than I remembered.)

That's just it, people want something to bitch about, so they forget that ep.1 mirrors ep.4 as well. You still had:

1: Force Sensitive "prodigy"
2: Found on a desert planet
3: Royal figure that acts more like a warrior
4: Death of a major character (Jedi)
5: Escape from clutches of evil
6: Huge space battle, prodigy is savior

Yep, ep.7 was such a rip off of ep. 4.

I've actually only seen Star Wars (the original Episode IV).

So sue me.

But I have seen Star Wars: Uncut and The Empire Strikes Back: Uncut where a fan cut the movies up into 15 second bits, posted them online, asked fans to remake those clips in whatever style they wanted, send them to him, and he recombined them into complete movies:

http://www.starwarsuncut.com/

I have also seen Star Wars I-III A Phantom Edit, where another fan combined the prequels into one movie, leaving out all the boring bits. It's not that bad. Essentially, it's the story of how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2.....antom-edit_fun

Now it's fine if Ep. 7 is basically a retelling of Ep. 4 - IF EPISODES 8 & 9 TAKE THE STORY IN A NEW AND DIFFERENT DIRECTION. We remake and retell stories all the time. It's not really a big deal.

"Very little art is truly original. Everything borrows from the inspirational art that we received from our parents’ generation. Star Wars was meant to evoke The Hidden Fortress. The Hidden Fortress was meant to evoke the folk tales of the Tokugawa Shogunate. The mythology of the Tokugawa Shogunate was meant to hearken back to a (supposed) civil age, prior to the divisive Sengoku Period. And so on. Everything draws from a long time ago, and a place far far away." - John Perich, "Star Wars Episode I: The Seven Warriors" http://www.overthinkingit.com/2010/.....ined/?page=all

I wanna see the Phantom Edit, looks like fun :D