February is Big Month!
10 years ago
General
So we are rapidly approaching the end of January, and anyone who works food service can tell you business is as fast paced and lively as trying to pull a three legged of through quicksand on the end of a rope. People are broke from Christmas, people swore off unhealthy food and manage to make a month before falling off the wagon, people are cold and iced in, you name it. Regardless, February is a big month and I'm greatly looking forward to it
The first and most predictable reason is my 30th birthday is February 17th. God, I feel old. Eventually I'll have to replace my vore teeth with a set of dentures, but for now, here's to hopefully a good birthday with a certain sexy naga tied up and gift wrapped atop a cake or crammed into my tummy.
Secondly, I'm actually looking forward to Valentines Day this year. This is my third Valentines Day with a derptastic flammie turned goo-roo turned Latios turned moth dragon. Our first was disappointing, I won't lie. He went to play cards, my adopted brother spent Valentines Day with his mommy, and my ex who at the time was still a beloved friend fell asleep on me. Last year I managed to chat with him on Skype due to blizzard complications (and no I don't mean throbbing green Orc Jesus dick, kudos if you get the joke), and had to wait... a week? for RL dinner. This year, I've asked for the weekend off, it's been promised to me, and if I don't get it, well, I've never had a No Call No Show on my NINE YEAR WORK RECORD. So hoorah, barring acts of nature and God, happy Valentine's Day! If not, well, that naga will get stuffed again and then I will stuff myself with him...
Did I mention I love my Ven-Ven and abuse the fuck out of the poor fellow?
And the final, biggest, most humongous piece of news for the month of February...
Starting February 24th, I will NO LONGER BE LIVING AT HOME. That's right, this dragon is getting a lair of his own! I found a decent priced little place only four minutes from work, nice and comfy. Unfortunately any attempts at acquiring a roommate were repeatedly shot down by "Your roommate has to make three times the monthly rent or we will decline them" everywhere I went, but my couch will always be open for certain people. So here's hoping, talons crossed!
Big month, big month indeed
The first and most predictable reason is my 30th birthday is February 17th. God, I feel old. Eventually I'll have to replace my vore teeth with a set of dentures, but for now, here's to hopefully a good birthday with a certain sexy naga tied up and gift wrapped atop a cake or crammed into my tummy.
Secondly, I'm actually looking forward to Valentines Day this year. This is my third Valentines Day with a derptastic flammie turned goo-roo turned Latios turned moth dragon. Our first was disappointing, I won't lie. He went to play cards, my adopted brother spent Valentines Day with his mommy, and my ex who at the time was still a beloved friend fell asleep on me. Last year I managed to chat with him on Skype due to blizzard complications (and no I don't mean throbbing green Orc Jesus dick, kudos if you get the joke), and had to wait... a week? for RL dinner. This year, I've asked for the weekend off, it's been promised to me, and if I don't get it, well, I've never had a No Call No Show on my NINE YEAR WORK RECORD. So hoorah, barring acts of nature and God, happy Valentine's Day! If not, well, that naga will get stuffed again and then I will stuff myself with him...
Did I mention I love my Ven-Ven and abuse the fuck out of the poor fellow?
And the final, biggest, most humongous piece of news for the month of February...
Starting February 24th, I will NO LONGER BE LIVING AT HOME. That's right, this dragon is getting a lair of his own! I found a decent priced little place only four minutes from work, nice and comfy. Unfortunately any attempts at acquiring a roommate were repeatedly shot down by "Your roommate has to make three times the monthly rent or we will decline them" everywhere I went, but my couch will always be open for certain people. So here's hoping, talons crossed!
Big month, big month indeed
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Can I keep the presents and still be 29?