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Starlow in paper jam and my thoughts (warning: spoilers)
10 years ago
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*5 minutes in the game*
Starlow: Oh Luigi, do you know what's going on?
No, of course you don't
5 minutes and already she's being a douche to Luigi. That's have to be a new record. so anyway a minute after that they do play that theme "Come on!" from superstar saga and I like that theme such a shame that you can only listen to it in the beginning till you get paper Mario.
and a few minutes later starlow shows her biggest Douchey moment in the series. it was after the party get's knocked out by a cannonball lost the book where paper Mario came from and she said to Luigi "I don't think you can screwup this badly" the following with her blaming Luigi that the whole Paper Kingdom will be lost forever to the point that Luigi cried. and she brush it off like she didn't do anything wrong(even though she clearly did) , she didn't apologies for making Luigi cry AT ALL! she kinda did but it was half assed. This is flat out BULLYING. It wasn't Luigi's fault since he has no control over and it can happen to Mario and paper Mario too.
Let's look at a game Banjo Kazooie, Kazooie is a smart ass but here's a few things
1. she was actually funny
2. She wasn't telling tutorials.
3. She get's called out by Banjo constantly for her smart ass remarks
4. Lastly and importantly SHE'S USEFUL!
You do know that's a bad sign when even 4chan despised starlow http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/32.....itch-in-gaming http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/324916385/literally-5-minutes-into-mario-and-luigi-paper
Well the good news is that paper jam isn't too tutorial based *Dream team did get criticized for being to tutorial based) but then this does prove that Starlows only existence is to be a bitch to Luigi. and sadly she doesn't do much in the game either she did do 2 things the first one was an ass pull in the pipe the second one was at least useful for throwing bombs at Iggy, Wendy, and bowser (you can also throw starlow too)
and how come I continue to replay super star saga and parthers in time? because of the likable protagonist. And why do I only beat Bowser's inside story, dream team, and Paper jam once and not comeback? Because of Starlow.
If they make another M&L game please don't put starlow in unless she's a cameo. unless it's a twist that Starlow was the villain the whole time.
Starlow: Oh Luigi, do you know what's going on?
No, of course you don't
5 minutes and already she's being a douche to Luigi. That's have to be a new record. so anyway a minute after that they do play that theme "Come on!" from superstar saga and I like that theme such a shame that you can only listen to it in the beginning till you get paper Mario.
and a few minutes later starlow shows her biggest Douchey moment in the series. it was after the party get's knocked out by a cannonball lost the book where paper Mario came from and she said to Luigi "I don't think you can screwup this badly" the following with her blaming Luigi that the whole Paper Kingdom will be lost forever to the point that Luigi cried. and she brush it off like she didn't do anything wrong(even though she clearly did) , she didn't apologies for making Luigi cry AT ALL! she kinda did but it was half assed. This is flat out BULLYING. It wasn't Luigi's fault since he has no control over and it can happen to Mario and paper Mario too.
Let's look at a game Banjo Kazooie, Kazooie is a smart ass but here's a few things
1. she was actually funny
2. She wasn't telling tutorials.
3. She get's called out by Banjo constantly for her smart ass remarks
4. Lastly and importantly SHE'S USEFUL!
You do know that's a bad sign when even 4chan despised starlow http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/32.....itch-in-gaming http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/324916385/literally-5-minutes-into-mario-and-luigi-paper
Well the good news is that paper jam isn't too tutorial based *Dream team did get criticized for being to tutorial based) but then this does prove that Starlows only existence is to be a bitch to Luigi. and sadly she doesn't do much in the game either she did do 2 things the first one was an ass pull in the pipe the second one was at least useful for throwing bombs at Iggy, Wendy, and bowser (you can also throw starlow too)
and how come I continue to replay super star saga and parthers in time? because of the likable protagonist. And why do I only beat Bowser's inside story, dream team, and Paper jam once and not comeback? Because of Starlow.
If they make another M&L game please don't put starlow in unless she's a cameo. unless it's a twist that Starlow was the villain the whole time.
