I was at the Bronx zoo with my mate and a friend and we were digging the elephants. Just watching them standing there. Grey poems written in tons rather than words, when a group of perhaps 20 young children; a school group no doubt came into the building. One female turned her butt to the group and started to let go...Gallons of odorous urine cascading in a yellow flood, running across the concrete, to be sluiced away in a concrete trough. Then she finished her performance by taking an enormous dump. The grossed-out shrieks of the children probably gratifying her as much as they did my mate, me and my friend. You go girl...