I believe that I have discovered Beachfox's secret!
16 years ago
I believe that he is secretly a werebear.
I have reasons to suspect this but I must not reveal them until I am safe.
That is all.
....also, if you haven't already, call your mother.
I have reasons to suspect this but I must not reveal them until I am safe.
That is all.
....also, if you haven't already, call your mother.
He has one -REALLY- hairy toe.
He steals blankets, indicating a desire to hibernate in a dense, well-concealed den.
He either gets grumpy, or turns pink, when I point out that he's a werebear.
Also: In the dream that I had last night, in which I was for some reason naked at school, checking out dudes in the locker room, and being stalked by my voice coach, the secretary, who was also Rooney's secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off took me aside and pronounced:
You bear the mark of the werebear. Be careful!
So.. you know... it has to be true.
I'm stalking him now! I have to capture pictures of the transformation!
I'm in danger.
The full moon has just past, but... when the next one comes... surely I will be eaten if I can't find any...and.... it doesn't appear to exist!
Dooooooom!
Unless of course werebears just hump their victims, in which case, you know, yay.
......but what if I'm already.... one of THEM!
AAAGH! :)
1. Go get exactly 3 liters of water from a river the flows to the east.
2. On the last night before the next full moon, surround his bed in a circle of salt and rosewood shavings. (werebears are allergic to Rosewood, not silver)
3. Once the beast has been sealed in his place of rest, you then have full control over him!
...I was hoping for a cure but it seems people tend to get ett first rather then cure people..>v> i hope control is fine. Don't use him to eat anybody.
I'm taking my mom out for her gift today! So yay!
Also, don't some wereanimals have a bond to those who transformed them? In which case, he could be controlling you and any attempt to set up something to catch him in the act he may have you dismantle without realizing it! Or he'll make you alter it so instead of seeing him transform it'll be edited to look like a perfectly normal evening in order to trick you into forgetting about it all!