So recently, I left a note on my kitchen door stating a plan me and one other flatmate had devised to keep our kitchen tidy for once.

"If you make a mess, plates, cutlery and pots will all be binned unless you tidy it up after using it! We've had to resort to this because we need to sell two more rooms or we pay more rent, and the way things are going, nobody is following the rota!"

Ok, I should point out now, recently, I moved from my smaller room to one of my ex-flatmate's bigger rooms, at his suggestion. I have not moved all my stuff across and a lot of my unmoved stuff is in a pile on the floor in the room. I do intend on tidying this while I have the time to. This also means if this room doesn't get rented out, I and *myself alone* have to pay the difference in rent, meaning it is completely my problem.

So when one of my flatmates turns up at my door and points to the snide little remark written at the bottom of the notice, saying "The kitchen isn't the only room in a state", I get a mixture of feelings from it. Firstly, I know exactly who wrote it, and know he's the primary cause of most of the shit the kitchen is left in. Secondly, upon knocking on his door several times, I realise he's run off! So in retaliation, I slapped a huge big wad of paper over his door, saying:

"Perhaps you missed the point.

"Perhaps because you feel it is your stuff that will be binned because you (for whatever reason) can't or won't comply to this pretty straightforward rule, you have decided to try and pin the focus on someone else.

"nice try. my old room is in fact my problem and has been like that for 3 days. I'd wager a guess as to how many times the kitchen's been that untidy, and for how long each time, but I can't state how accurate said guesses would be.

"Quit your pathetic whining, unless *you* have a better (and more effective) method of keeping the kitchen tidy. If this is the case, please, don't refrain from sharing said ultimate plan with the rest of your flatmates.

"P.S. Instead of leaving snide remarks and running away, come talk to me about your woes and we'll talk through it like the civilized people we *ought* to be, wise-ass.

"My room is the fifth door on the right."

I ended with a little explenation as to how to count to five, followed by an arrow, just for fun. :D

So yeah, UP YOURS, FAILTARDS. THIS IS HOW YOU RESPOND ECONOMICALLY.



oC details
If you are one of my Commissionees, I recommend you get oC so we can work in realtime.

If you like watching artists draw, I recommend downloading oC so you can without even leaving your computer.

If you like to draw with artists... you get the idea.

Download oC here!

INSTRUCTIONS TO SET UP

Firstly, if, when you open up oC, you see some odd language that could resemble Japanese or even *be* japanese (depending on how well your computer can translate) you need to change the language.

At the top there should be pull-down menus. Find the one with "(H)" next to the random characters and click on it. Then, from the pull-down, choose the option with "(E)" next to it. This should make the program display almost fully in English (note the use of the word "almost").

Secondly, the pull-down menus at the top should be easier to understand. find the one that says "Network(N)" ond from there, go to "Show NetworkWindow(N)". From here, you can choose one of three tabs. On the Server tab, you can host a personal session (which only allows up to 4 users to join including yourself, and requires a program called "Hamachi" to connect to the other users remotely. I'm not going to explain Hamachi 'cos I don't use it anymore.)

The "Client" tab lets you connect to someone else's server. If you are connecting to someone who is using Hamachi to connect to users, you will also have to have Hamachi and will have to connect to theirs. Because I have a personal server, which allows up to 15 members, you won't need Hamachi to connect to my server. Simply put the IP address I give you into where it asks for it, put a username in and click that retarded-labelled button to the right.

The third tab lets you set up your session *if* you are hosting. Otherwise, you need not touch this.



Lastly, for the server details, get in touch with me. If you've never used oC before and want me to help you set it up, I'll add you on msn and we'll work through it there, so PM me.

See yas :D

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