OKAY HAS ANYONE SEEN THE COMMERCIAL FROM MOUNTAIN DEW WITH THE PUPPYMONKEYBABY?

It gave me nightmares. That thing freaked me out so bad.

I couldn't even form coherent sentences while watching it, I was just awestruck and terrified.
Jesus.

That thing is of the devil.
WHO MAKES UP A COMMERCIAL LIKE THAT?

And then WHO GIVES THE GO AHEAD TO SHOOT THE COMMERCIAL??

And finally, WHO PUTS THAT KIND OF COMMERCIAL ON TV?

Now, I know some people found it hilarious. And I do in a small, tiny, minuscule fragment of my brain.
But mostly, I'm scared of that thing.

I'm just praying to whatever Gods control the internet that it doesn't become a meme or become a huge thing on the internet so that I never have to see it again.

Haha.
I'm a pussy...
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