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x___x heart attack (not really)
10 years ago
<=--=--=.o Derp o.=--=--=> [5:56:16 PM] Derpasqueak: no, but seriously, Im playing Subnautica right?
[5:56:57 PM] Derpasqueak: and Ive got my cute little seamoth, a personal submerisble, actually Ive got two, one for my moon pool, one for my submarine
[5:57:41 PM] Derpasqueak: so, Im just swimming around looking for wreckage to explore, right? and Ive been avoiding the zones that the wikia says have the reaper leviathans in them like the plague cuz those things are huge and scary
[5:58:06 PM] Derpasqueak: like as big as your submarine and goddamn dragon beetle sharks *shudders*
[5:58:57 PM] Derpasqueak: but like, every few minutes I hear this scream/roar noise that I think is the sound they make, and every time I tense up like oh shit what
[5:59:11 PM] Derpasqueak: but theres nothing there that I can see other than critters that I know arent gonna hurt me *shrugs*
[5:59:38 PM] Derpasqueak: but it gets better! :D
[6:00:06 PM] Derpasqueak: so I swim over to a new area and Im cruising about looking and I hear it again, and then I look up and there it fucking is
[6:00:07 PM] Derpasqueak: charging
[6:00:08 PM] Derpasqueak: right
[6:00:09 PM] Derpasqueak: at me
[6:00:32 PM] Derpasqueak: and at first I'm all chill, Im all like "exit, stage left" and zooooom away
[6:00:47 PM] Derpasqueak: MOTHERFUCKER GRABS MY SHIP AND SHAKES IT AROUND ROARING IN MY FACE
[6:01:07 PM] Derpasqueak: and Im still like "okay okay, wikia says he does like half damage, can still get away"
[6:01:27 PM] Derpasqueak: so he finally lets me go and Im zigzagging, Im looping about, Im a goddamn aquatic acrobat in my seamoth
[6:01:36 PM] Derpasqueak: GRABS ME AGAIN AND SMASHES THE THING TO BITS THEN EATS MY ASS
so I lose my nerve and quit the game, actually scared if I load back up the damn thing will be gunning for me still. I'm pretty sure it was a glitch of some kind, since he shouldnt have been able to spot me from that far away, let alone pursued me that long, but yeah... heart attack X___________X
EDIT: gave that motherfucker a mouthful of my new friend Mr. Electric Perimeter Defense
[5:56:57 PM] Derpasqueak: and Ive got my cute little seamoth, a personal submerisble, actually Ive got two, one for my moon pool, one for my submarine
[5:57:41 PM] Derpasqueak: so, Im just swimming around looking for wreckage to explore, right? and Ive been avoiding the zones that the wikia says have the reaper leviathans in them like the plague cuz those things are huge and scary
[5:58:06 PM] Derpasqueak: like as big as your submarine and goddamn dragon beetle sharks *shudders*
[5:58:57 PM] Derpasqueak: but like, every few minutes I hear this scream/roar noise that I think is the sound they make, and every time I tense up like oh shit what
[5:59:11 PM] Derpasqueak: but theres nothing there that I can see other than critters that I know arent gonna hurt me *shrugs*
[5:59:38 PM] Derpasqueak: but it gets better! :D
[6:00:06 PM] Derpasqueak: so I swim over to a new area and Im cruising about looking and I hear it again, and then I look up and there it fucking is
[6:00:07 PM] Derpasqueak: charging
[6:00:08 PM] Derpasqueak: right
[6:00:09 PM] Derpasqueak: at me
[6:00:32 PM] Derpasqueak: and at first I'm all chill, Im all like "exit, stage left" and zooooom away
[6:00:47 PM] Derpasqueak: MOTHERFUCKER GRABS MY SHIP AND SHAKES IT AROUND ROARING IN MY FACE
[6:01:07 PM] Derpasqueak: and Im still like "okay okay, wikia says he does like half damage, can still get away"
[6:01:27 PM] Derpasqueak: so he finally lets me go and Im zigzagging, Im looping about, Im a goddamn aquatic acrobat in my seamoth
[6:01:36 PM] Derpasqueak: GRABS ME AGAIN AND SMASHES THE THING TO BITS THEN EATS MY ASS
so I lose my nerve and quit the game, actually scared if I load back up the damn thing will be gunning for me still. I'm pretty sure it was a glitch of some kind, since he shouldnt have been able to spot me from that far away, let alone pursued me that long, but yeah... heart attack X___________X
EDIT: gave that motherfucker a mouthful of my new friend Mr. Electric Perimeter Defense
Actually is Subnautica any good, have seen some lets plays but doesnt seem to be much in the way of content,