If it makes you feel better, I live in a major city. And still have horrible service.

It actually does. I end up using my phone as a hotspot for my laptop. Works better than the actual connection at times but I can't get a signal when it rains. Problem is... It's always raining.

I have aimit on my internet due to asshole phone company x.x (T-Mobile)

Clearly mounting routers on cats is a bad idea in a place where it rains a lot, they all hide from the wet! When will providers learn...
Silliness aside, glad you have great people and good times to offset the rain and poor connection! Hopefully you get some nicer weather!