Two journals in one day? SCANDALOUS!

After some joking around in his chat, we've decided that it's finally time to get "revenge" for his trolling that isn't really good trolling at all! To that extent, we're looking for contributors to help book one of his slavestreams to make him draw each contributor torturing him in some way. Perhaps a group image of some macros dangling him over an open maw, an image of him under a foot or a fingertip, a few macros looming over him and looking down… exact possibilities can be discussed.

Nommz's minimum slot length/cost is two hours for $80. I'd certainly pitch in $20; are there three other people who would do the same for the betterment of the anti-Nommz-trolling movement? Can we count on your donations to make a Nommz-free nation in 2016?

*Caveat emptor: this journal isn't actually that serious and isn't actually pandering for money. The expectation is that this goes nowhere. That said, if it actually happens, then I'll definitely go through with it!

EDIT: Funded! Holy crap!