How to get you to talk more or to role play? What really gets you going? :D

I had a crush on my spanish teacher. He was a total sarcastic jerk. And that made him sexy to me.

What game is it?

I'm affraid of crabs. Even if they are dead. Ever since my mother followed me all around the house with a living crab.
She still laughts at this.

Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that man :( *Hugs*

hahaha it's random stuff

Your gonna hate my birthplace since its near the ocean and docks. Lots of crab fishermen

(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)

(yeah, I'm bored too... and depressed...)

I like to tell my mother i'm gay because she didn't let me watch dragon ball, and because of that i couldn't fit it with the kids and went with the girls instead. No bad feelings mom. :)

Chastity record?

One of my teachers forget the classrooms keys unattended. Made copies of those for myself. Never got caught and last day of school we raided the teacher's office. We confiscated all the stuff teachers confiscated. Pokemon cards, 2 DVD and a cell phone.

Share with a bear. :3

I once went to a gay sauna when i was 21, very excited. It was full of 60 years old AND OLDER men ( the kind you find at church with their best clothes and ties ), looking at me like fresh meat. Very walking dead like.
There was just one young guy with a GOD LIKE muscular body. Instead of greeting, he showed off his dick to me and said he never uses condom because his cock was inmune to all STD.
I lasted 5 minutes in there and the ticket window guy followed me asking "what did they do to you?"

I showered for half an hour.

What rubber gear do you own?

I'm a total uppity sub in real life, quite powerbottom i have to say. No matter what you see here.

Share some more!

I forced myself into trying to be straight.

First girl who stole a kiss from me got pushed away by instinct.
When i was 17 i dated a 25 girl who was completely overattached. Broke up cowardly.
I did a trío with a guy and a girl. Didn't touch the girl - yay dick! -

Poor bear, but now you know that butt was made for dick right?

I'm going to make you suffer for that answer.

That isn't exactly a "no"

Damn otter. you love teasing me huh? PRAY you don't end in my hands!

Worth it!
And I'm still not hearing a "no"

I like where this is going...

this seems like a interesting game XD

Bed is heaven to me. Sleeping, napping or just for the sake of laziness.
I only read in my bed, and usually with a piece of fruit.

XD I only like to read while laying down too. especially if the matress is a pillow matress

I can completely get behind this. :3

Woah, I don't know if I could come up with so much trivia about myself that easily without having anything triggering the memory of the fact

I'm 26 and i don't have car driving licence. Shame on me.

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I really dislike Patreon. I couldn't accept money because "i draw stuffs". I wouldn't feel like i'm earning it.
Also i unwatch all of those who have "patreon only" content.

+1

I'll trade a confession for a confession: for a full semester in the second year of my degree I wrote all of my friend's essays for him. I'd write two and then submit the better of the two as mine and give him the other one to edit to fit his writing style. Somehow the university never caught on and it ended up not mattering anyway since he dropped out before he could finish his degree.

Even if i was gay - and my girl friends knew - i made out with some of them just to piss off the straight guys hitting on them. On many occasions.

Wish you were here. Love to see you all in my rubber gear and MORE.

Had my first kiss when i was 19. I was horrified it became clear i was gay. For 3 seconds, then i went "Screw it i want more."

Any more confessions left?

I dislike:
bacon and BBQ sauce
Any kind of seafood

I love:
barely cooked meat. Raw is good
Pesto sauce is best sauce
Carbonara is close to it.
Any fruit or veggies. Brusseles sprouts broccoli included.

Cardinal Ximenez: Confess... Confess! CONFESS!!! CONFESS!!!!

I only stole one thing in my life: a game boy advance game from my a guy i knew. Was a Zelda game. On my defense i have to say it was abandoned in a lego box. I just... Gave it some extra use.
Shame on me. I know.

This journal has been an awesome read. I you even more now.

On an ocassion we raided my schools librarian office. He was very affeminate and we wanted to check the rummours of him having gay porn.
We found nothing but lots of egyptian stuff. There was a bottle with a "Nile's water" tag. Drank it all. Replaced it with tap water from the restrooms.

*looks at all the list*
I swear im a nice person.

If anything, you definitely have a lot of admissions and things to confess.

I love re-reading books to a point it's hard for me to admit a new one in my vicious re-reading circle.

These confessions are gold. Sorry about some of the misfortune though.

I put my alarm clock at 7:00 am. And 7:05. And 7:10. 7:15. 7:20. 7:25 and 7:30.
On two mobile phones. In case one breaks.

1. I didnt know this is also your account. I saw it before, and really noticed it has the same style as yours, i just excused it thinking its a different person who copies your style because i was sure that you'd tell me about this account. But you didnt.
2. I have never, ever masturbated
3. I went to a justin beiber fansite once, this particular website posts news anything in regards to justin beiber and it is being run by an imposter who claims to be justin beiber himself, it was filled with thirsty teenage girls. I went there and did nothing but troll, posting irrelevant comments and sour texts that includes dirty adjectives towards those fangirls.

I'm pretty shy about it but i showed you at least! D=

I REALLY love cooking for others, specially sweets. Tho i barely cook if it's for myself.
Also, i'm quite a gossiper.

I'm a bit surprised, seeing your kinks was beyond what i already know xD
Now, bake me cookies please <3

Fish brains are fun

While walking with my music, i tend to pull the earplugs out just to make sure my phone isn't playing on speaker and nobody listens to my music.
I also pull/push my door when i leave home to make sure its well locked.

I couldn't imagine boss listening too good music.
But the door is sensible.
You don't make tea correctly :D

1.- I will make you suffer for this
2.- No it's not
3.- I will make you suffer for this

1- crap
2-but locks can fail boss, it a must at work mutt does it too
3- but it's true boss!

*rubbersuits the mutt up with full chasity rubber, and stuffs a squeaky toy, forcing you to chew it to make that appealing sound that turned you crazy*
Each time you bite it, chasity extends one hour. Each second it's outside your mouth, it extends the chasity one hour.

Gmmph *squeaks the toy in whimper and squeaks again in slight protest trying not too succumb too the enjoyable *squeaks*

Oh my! Tell me more...unt how do these confessions make you feel?

In real life, i'm usually more comfortable with women and get along way better. To the point i mostly had girl friends in college.
I'm pretty quiet around men but a big chit chatter with women.

I'm a little late because I didn't see this, but I figured I'd poke my head in. :3

No such thing as late.

I would love to believe in the supernatural. I really do. I just cant. Still im very open to that.

Went ghost hunting a couple of times, and one of those ocassions i believe i saw something. Before i ran away quickly. I regret it.

I also went with some goths when i was 17-ish to curse one of my teachers. Goat heart, salt ,candles , nails... Everything. Nothing happened but it was an exciting night.

I'm sure there's something else you'd like to share.

I love when a vegan plays the "im a bigger person because i don't kill animals" card on me, because then i explain them how the vegan lifestyle brutally kills the lives of thousands animal forms.

They all close themselves in denial, and i take joy on that.

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