Mr TORGUE
10 years ago
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IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.
...TESTOSTERONE! MOTHERF**KERS!!
...TESTOSTERONE! MOTHERF**KERS!!
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HIDE THE MILK
Srsly don't be mad, it's a joke ;A;
love the commentary him and Moxxi have XD
NOT LIKE THOSE LAME STUPID LAZER WEAPONS. THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE TINY EXPLOSIONS.
NOT ONLY IS THAT UNCOOL, BUT DOWNRIGHT DISGRACEFUL.
HOW ABOUT A SHOTGUN THAT FIRES MULTIPLE SWORDS? YOU'RE WELCOME.
10/10 best character
"Wait... your first name is Mr. Torgue?!? Then what's your last name?"
"FLEXINGTON!"
Yeah... Mr. Torgue (Flexington) is just plain awesome and win.
And it's especially awesome that he had a voice modulator put in so that he always talks by yelling and any swear word he says is automatically bleeped. I would consider getting that too XD
Death! Explosions! Quality Workmanship! Explosions! A Commitment To Customer Service! And The Undying To...Aw For *Bleeps* Sake! EXPLOSIONS!!! Torgue Makes Things Explode!!! End Of SalesPitch!!!