I don't know, although if I had a car who could talk and stuff, they'd probably be the boss of me. XD

Lol sounds like if you were in my universe you'd buy the most dominant car on the lot. Lol or to quote Ernie Smuntz from Mouse Hunt "-we really need a ferocious feline, preferably one with a history of mental illness. I'm talkin' one mean pussy." Lol of course replace cat with car. XD

I've put some thought into an alternate universe, sub-category of pictures for you guys, maybe based in an alt-history, or maybe a possible future? Basically a Planet of the Cars type of set up where humans have naturally gone into our Idiocracy and the cars now rule and keep us as pets. XD Sounds like something a sub like you would be into! They've even bred us into different sizes, imagine a prissy girl car like Cindi with her little rat-dog human on a leash? XD

Ohh.. oh boy~ You're speaking my fucking language! Hell yeah, I'd find the meanest fuckin' ATV with a supremacist personality, who's liable to pin me down with all his weight and grind his rough treads in my face if I don't do what he wants. >l3 I'd totally be his bitch; I'd love to please him, polish him, oil him up, rub his tough, sexy tires..~ I'd be a complete kiss-ass to him, and I'd love to just.. FEED his supremacist ego in every way I could~ He's a superior mechanical being, and he most certainly should assert his dominance over infinitely lesser organic creatures!

Huff, huff, nngh... okay, I'm done for now. l3

I thought I would be hehe.. X3 The idea came to my head while naked in the shower.. you know, where all the best ideas come. All sorts of sexy ideas for that concept went through my probably horny at the time mind. Lol I even thought of the idea of two gay cars, maybe my Camero and Mustang lovers, doing a little bit of gerbiling LOL.. but with little humans instead.. right down the tailpipe yo! Or alt-me and Lilly where I'm her little pet doggie and she's craddling me while letting me drape over her boobies. http://imagini.teotrandafir.com/201.....ne-770x470.jpg

He'd probably abuse you, lift you up in the air by the back of your collar and shit. XD

'Abuse' would be a bit of an understatement. X3

Since he'd be an ATV or possibly a motorcycle, he'd rather easily be able to come into my house.. uninvited. Not that I could really do anything about it~ Even if I lock the doors, he'd just take them off the hinges and punish me for trying to deny his right to assert dominion over me~ >l3

I would try to talk with it why it dpesnt want to go, if there is any problem and come to satisfying solution for both of us :)

How diplomatic of you. ^^ So the idea of having your car able to have a say in what you do with him/her doesn't insight any rage? lol

if the car could talk and had free will, how it could be not treatet as "semi-human" beign? when kid tells you "i dont want to eat it", is it normal for you to force him to eat it? (like some vegetable or stuff) or you try to negotiate "at least 2 bites and i eat the rest", same could be with the car ;)

It just seems human to me. I mean people still will do horrible things to animals. Now imagine it's a sentient car, a car that exists due to humanity. I just see there being a lot of people having this inherent superiority 'I own you' complex and just being overall dicks.

true...like with kids before they grow up

Huh?

how some adults treat kids as their property, beat the shit out of them and ruins their childhood ;)

At that point, I'd probably try to start bartering with it, assuming that whatever I needed to go out for was important.

Lol, take me out and it's a full belly of premium for you on the way back!

I'd tie a deep-fried Prius to a stick and point it in front of him so he'd drive forward to eat it.

Lol poor Prius' everyone hates them so much. Lol I gotta wonder if a little Prius pup crawled past you if you'd step on it. XD

That would be needlessly short-sighted as full-sized Priuses have more meat on their bones.

Look at this mother-to-be! I know it probably makes you shudder seeing Prius' reproducing, but seriously, you wouldn't eat HER would you? <: D

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14434043/

That would similarly be short-sighted since 10 prius later is better than 1 prius today.

O.O; ... so you'd stalk them into adulthood???

There are enough Priuses in the wild that tracking them individually is not worth the trouble. It is wiser to note places that they congregate e.g. Starbucks, universities, Democratic party headquarters, environmental organisations and ambush them there.

My boys are Subarus, i'd tell the small one we could visit some dirt road on the way back to play in mud and the faster one, to go back home by using the highway. xD
But on the other side, it would depend what the reason for the "no" of them is...

Aw, your Subbies are true to heart with their breed it sounds like! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4RvMiwdDmI

Yes they are, trying to use every oppurtunity to do what they like because i enjoy it as well.^^
Your link fits perfectly to something i did with my smaller boy just one week ago. x33 http://img5.fotos-hochladen.net/upl.....dymaqphbr3.jpg

Lol the picture reminds me of the snow-forest sniper level in Medal of Honor: Allied Assault.

Yeah I'd find a compromise or just deal with the fact I'll have to take a bus or, if my destination is close, take a walk. Otherwise it's an emergency case, then the "no" answer has no right to happen.

In character response:

Compromise!!! Val what's wrong with you girl?! The queen raven doesn't compromise with anyone, she bites their face off! God babygirl, I love that Light and I have reformed you, but for godsake hun, I don't want to loose my wild vicious dragon babe! That part of you is so fun! : 3 ..and naughty.. /: 3

regular response:

Well sure baby, I mean, as adorable as your car is, how could you get mad at that face?! ^^ I guess what I meant with this question is more so, if your car said no just because it wanted to be a little lazy butt. What would you do then? Also yeah, circumstance is everything.

Nah, Light told me to repeat what she said! Such a lazy, sleepy butt... But what can I do, I freaking love her.

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I would probably be upset if the trip was somewhat important for me, let's say shopping to fill my fridge or *SHUDDERS* taking me to a job app meeting... I'm not sure if cars even grasp these concepts ^^" Some kind of squeaky yelling would occur if we fail at finding a compromise and I lose patience. <.<

Ah!... heh.. that's my girl *nudges* ; ) Off the record *leans in to her beak* what would you really do babygirl?

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Lol I'm pretty sure they grasp the idea of food at least, I know Lilly gets naggy when she's getting low on gas, and she's shown giddy excitement when I've told her we're getting her filled-up. Not so sure on the job-app part. XD Lol I don't know why the first thing I imagine happening when you loose your birdy patience and start squeaking, is that your car pounces you and pins you under it's belly. XD Maybe cuz that's what I'd do to you if I were your car.

I would nibble. A lot. Forcefully. Either go with me in one piece or, fine, stay there, lazy ass, as puzzle pieces for someone to assemble. >:C

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Haha aww adorable xD "Stop chirping and be lazy with me! :3"

*lovingly message/pets your lil head* I bet you'd probably flip the poor car on it's roof and gnaw on it's rubber tires like the T-rex.. : P

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6==^ Yes!.. Half-Car demands it *laps you with my gigantic tongue*

Buy a second hand running car for 100 bucks and use that constantly... eventually
jealousy kicks in...and problem solved

Unless THAT car gets jealous that it has to do all the work. XD

That's why you get a Mustang....

Their bred for that kinda stuff

Mmmyeah, those big beefy boys bred for pure masculinity. <3

Like the others have said, context is king here. Rousing them up for a snack run wouldn't work, but an emergency would be an entirely different situation. If it were some nebulous thing in the middle? Let's say begging and bargaining would take place, or making other arrangements depending on how stubborn the car is/where the relationship is at.

I guess what I meant to imply was that your car didn't want to go anywhere because it was a lazy-butt. lol

Well how WOULD you react in different circumstances?

Haha, that's different than my assumption that she was feeling blue or something! XD

I think that if I just were wanting to go on a snack run, and she wasn't in the mood, that'd be a good enough sign that I don't need said food. I don't need much of an excuse to back down from my bad vices! Now, if there was a time-sensitive event or something, I'd still try and reason with her. Someone mentioned bargaining, which I would bring into the deck if it were something she would find unnecessary (e.g. limited release of some product I want). If it were something like a friend of mine needing support or help, then my bargaining chips would be reduced. Instead, I'd be expecting some sort of compassion to bubble up over that tarpit of laissez faire my car is enjoying! Unlike a lot of the others on here, I'd like to be equals with the car, finding mutual respect with the occasional peaks and valleys that come in a relationship like that.

Now, if it were an emergency, I expect I'd be forcing myself inside, shouting at her (and apologizing later once I've cooled down). That'd be awkward if we weren't very acquainted with one another. But if not, I'd expect that she'd see things my way and cooperate. Though afterwards once everything's settled, she'd still probably joke about it. :)

Lol that's my Kirby, always thinking so sensitively. <3 ^^

Not much I can reply on but I will say this for what it's worth. If I my consciousness was suddenly transferred into a car, I'd want to be your car. You sound like a wonderful owner. ^^

Now that's a question! To be with a car, or BE the car? XD Thanks. <3

I'd only wanna be a car with someone like you or me as the owner. ^^ <3

Honestly, if any of my cars said no, I'd give them a rest and use someone else (plan on having a Subaru as well as a Herbie so it's swappable). As for the car I'm driving now, a 2014 Corolla Sport, he has no choice.

Lol he has no choice huh? How are you gonna make him move his big ass if he doesn't want to? XD He'll just get annoyed and sit on you.

He's a Corolla XD They're surprisingly easy to convince

Pushover cars eh?

Oh, Corolla's are total pushovers. It's like their only lot in life, really, is to just be happy transportation ^^ That isn't to say I don't care for my own Giancarlo though, I give the little lad extended breaks so he isn't all tuckered out. But believe me, the way I drive him, both of us are thankful I haven't wrapped him around a pole ^^;

Sounds like a nice friendship you two have. :) Drive safe!

Personally, my heart (outside of my actual personal relationships) belongs to a blue 2015/recent model) Subaru WRX~ Those are some sexy little rallycars~ (with nice butts too XP)

Rather then "outside" how about we say "in addition to." ;)

Anyway yeah, damn! Gotta say those are sexy little guys aren't they? Had to see this butt you were praising so much, I love those big plump double-set of tailpipes they've got dangling before that tush too. <3

Don'tcha just wanna see them back into one another and squish together? http://cdn.pinthiscars.com/images/s.....allpaper-4.jpg

Stop teasin' me, you dirty boy~ XP Yes, I would like to see big blue plump Subie butts for that same reason, they deserve all my huggings~!

All the huggings and maybe a fuck in each pipe. XD

I'd rather grope a Subie's butt and big balls playfully XP it's more appealing to me~

Guess lets make it a threesome. I'll handle the butt, you can go underneath and have fun with the nuts. : P

...them drippy muddy nuts.. x.x <3

My car has told me no before, and I'm perfectly okay with it, though usually they're always there to help, I trade off though, I drive nice and slow, at a speed they want, I never push them beyond their comfort zone, and I take better care of them than I do myself often, regarding diet, exercise, etc. I know my cars are superior to me and they are the true workers, not me. <3

Lol we sound like brothers. XD

would use a motorcycle or bicycle

Might be stuck with a bike if the motorcyle was lazy too. XD

Well....
Never is bad idea call a taxi xD

Buy a scooter, possibly, though I may just have to push for it anyway, because my job requires a lot of travel, and I can't just bus or cab to places.

Lol what if the scooter didn't feel like it? XDD

Then I guess I'm just out of luck then, if neither them are going to cooperate or listen to bargaining. And they're both going to be out gas money for when they "do feel like it".

Derped and forgot to actually reply.

Lol that's right, show them who's boss. XD

I guess that would open of a world of possibilities similar to if a dog or other pet could talk. All the things they have seen or heard you do. Shift in mood. In the end, a car you can get in and make it go any way. Perhaps having to listen to it gripe and complain the whole trip, with the chance of it telling other cars or persons how it feels about you and the things you do. Since it takes your body to move it's body, I think you would have the final say. It would just add consequences that wouldn't be there otherwise, leaving it to the person to ponder if they would want to deal with them or not.

Yeah though it could always just refuse to start for you if it really didn't want to go. XD You have real cars doing that! Heck, Lilly refused to start for the first time ever about a week ago, then after I kinda begged a little and pleaded her she started right up lol.