I was discussing with  Kaidron the other day that Donald J Trump is the sexiest man on this planet and having that large blocky mass of spit, organs and hair would bring the nation of America closer together so they can win and stuff.
So what better way to help his campaign than writing an erotic novel entitled "A Trump in the night". I'm expecting to be done before the election or whenever. It will have everything from romance, hot shirtless old man titties, bankruptcy, betrayal, lust, more bankruptcy, "the blacks", more porking, more bankruptcy and you can help!
I know what you're thinking. Jeb you're drunk. Jeb I can't read this, there's spelling mistakes. Jeb how can I help. Well I'll tell you!
I'll be holding a YCH auction to help fund the book. Winners will have their fursonas as one of Donald Trumps love interests. Will you have a fumble in the supply closet? A grope in the hotel room? A passionate kiss in the bank as he files for bankruptcy? Who know? There will be 100 slots available with a starting bid of $1000.
Help us make America great again and remember, the J in Donald J Trump stands for America.