Hey furbuts and scalehorns XD

So recently my partner was hit on once again, but during their conversation, which I watched with amusement :P apparently there are Furry laws.....and according to this person a kitsune is not a fur, and it can not have more than like 1 form.....and I am like dying of laughter, we look to their page and guess what, their octopus can turn into a lizard, logic right?

But hey I have logic, Kitsune are masters of illusion and deception, so we have a right to change our forms XD so though my question to you!

Do you know any furry laws? cause I would love to hear them :P it just makes my day better each time these idiots come forward :P