sex meme (stolen from Ria) cause I'm bored
16 years ago
**ACTUNG!** **Warning!**
**Herumschimpfender Drache!** **Dragon Ranting**
**Herumschimpfender Drache!** **Dragon Ranting**
Sexual orientation:
Depending on the day, hour, alignment of the planets, phase of the moon, and waht happens to be in my FA new images bin I swagger drunkenly along the bi line
How often do you think about sex?
Depends, some days I wake up horny as all hell and can;t fall back asleep and othes I dun think about it at all. ON average... somewhat frequently....
How often do you HAVE sex?
none, zero, null, nata... unless you count Palmala as a sex partner
Worst sexual experience:
lets just say it involved a tub of Icy Hot...
Cybersex? Phone sex?
Cyber... I doubt there are many macrophiles or girls into hyper on the 1-900 lines who don't pretend
Casual sex?
Sure, why not?
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism?
Wanking, it sounds proper and dirty
Sex toys and related fetish accessories:
1 not syaing what or what flavor oir waht its for
Least sexiest body part:
um... the kidneys?
Favorite body type:
Lithe/athletic. second favorite hyper and uber mascular cause it doesn't exist
Body hair:
um... NONE! I wasn't eingineered for hairballs
Monogamy or polygamy?
Monogamy, what the dragon claims is his
Underwear:
none? I dunno much about kinkywear other than the fluffy foofy and latex stuff scares me
Pornographic or erotic:
is there a differene after 5 minutes alone?
How large is your porn collection?
almost a gig now that I went on a downlading rampage. irony is the computer has to go into the shop now >.=.<
Favorite hair color:
black or any combination of black and another
Kissing or cuddling?
I'm a cuddle whore at formost but kissing is fun too
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity:
will ahve to steal this from Ria but agreed, Dragons and red
Most attractive anthro/furry creature:
Other than dragon orcas are a very close second. eee, they're shiney!
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of:
transformation by magic, deep within me I want to believe....
Depending on the day, hour, alignment of the planets, phase of the moon, and waht happens to be in my FA new images bin I swagger drunkenly along the bi line
How often do you think about sex?
Depends, some days I wake up horny as all hell and can;t fall back asleep and othes I dun think about it at all. ON average... somewhat frequently....
How often do you HAVE sex?
none, zero, null, nata... unless you count Palmala as a sex partner
Worst sexual experience:
lets just say it involved a tub of Icy Hot...
Cybersex? Phone sex?
Cyber... I doubt there are many macrophiles or girls into hyper on the 1-900 lines who don't pretend
Casual sex?
Sure, why not?
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism?
Wanking, it sounds proper and dirty
Sex toys and related fetish accessories:
1 not syaing what or what flavor oir waht its for
Least sexiest body part:
um... the kidneys?
Favorite body type:
Lithe/athletic. second favorite hyper and uber mascular cause it doesn't exist
Body hair:
um... NONE! I wasn't eingineered for hairballs
Monogamy or polygamy?
Monogamy, what the dragon claims is his
Underwear:
none? I dunno much about kinkywear other than the fluffy foofy and latex stuff scares me
Pornographic or erotic:
is there a differene after 5 minutes alone?
How large is your porn collection?
almost a gig now that I went on a downlading rampage. irony is the computer has to go into the shop now >.=.<
Favorite hair color:
black or any combination of black and another
Kissing or cuddling?
I'm a cuddle whore at formost but kissing is fun too
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity:
will ahve to steal this from Ria but agreed, Dragons and red
Most attractive anthro/furry creature:
Other than dragon orcas are a very close second. eee, they're shiney!
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of:
transformation by magic, deep within me I want to believe....
FA+
