I've finally done it.
16 years ago
General
After all these years, one of my greatest dreams have come true~
I saved it right to the very end, the last moment I could -- armed myself with the precious, one-of-a-kind legendary garment, and dashed through into the treacherous halls, the swiftness and valiance of a thousand pegasi on my side, my sacred weapon unable to burden my mission... entering his chamber, I squared off against my foe -- his smirk ripe with arrogance... Oh, how I'd longed for this moment, the moment to wipe that grin off his face.. it was so close I could taste it, my heart racing and my body trembling with anticipation, bolstered by the kind of adrenaline that makes a man unstoppable... with a grunt, his heavy, scaled frame lunged forward, his feeble mind absolutely certain in his ability to vanquish me... but he would not be the one to extinguish my dreams so near to their fruitition... never again. I raised my blessed arms, and with the burning passion of a desire that only years of failure and damnation could ever produce...
I fucking killed Bowser with the Hammer Suit in Super Mario Bros. III (NES).
http://old-wizard.com/wp-content/up.....ammermario.jpg
Historians believe that Mario's baddassery earned him the God's highest favor and he was immediately lifted into Valhalla as an exalted warrior for all eternity.
I saved it right to the very end, the last moment I could -- armed myself with the precious, one-of-a-kind legendary garment, and dashed through into the treacherous halls, the swiftness and valiance of a thousand pegasi on my side, my sacred weapon unable to burden my mission... entering his chamber, I squared off against my foe -- his smirk ripe with arrogance... Oh, how I'd longed for this moment, the moment to wipe that grin off his face.. it was so close I could taste it, my heart racing and my body trembling with anticipation, bolstered by the kind of adrenaline that makes a man unstoppable... with a grunt, his heavy, scaled frame lunged forward, his feeble mind absolutely certain in his ability to vanquish me... but he would not be the one to extinguish my dreams so near to their fruitition... never again. I raised my blessed arms, and with the burning passion of a desire that only years of failure and damnation could ever produce...
I fucking killed Bowser with the Hammer Suit in Super Mario Bros. III (NES).
http://old-wizard.com/wp-content/up.....ammermario.jpg
Historians believe that Mario's baddassery earned him the God's highest favor and he was immediately lifted into Valhalla as an exalted warrior for all eternity.
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