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At last! After 10,000 years I'm free!
9 years ago
General
Once more into the breeches, dear friends!
It's time to conquer Earth!
Gods alive, it feels so good to have a bedroom again. For those who weren't aware, I've been bumming a couch for a good four years now. I didn't do any favors for my back, but you take any port in a storm!
Now, though, I have my bedroom back, and with it the peace privacy to author the voracious smut I've come to know and love.
I can't tell you how good writing feels after having such dusty fingers for so long. I've been able to RP a good bit, though, so my wordsmith skills haven't dulled much at least. In fact I think I have at least FIVE new ways to say cock!
Truly, I am a lexicon of debauchery.
At any rate, I'm sure this journal and my previous submission is gonna surprise a lot of you. I don't doubt most have already forgotten who this guy is and why he's slapping his literary boner in our faces.
But I'm feeling pretty cocky, so duck or open up!
Gods alive, it feels so good to have a bedroom again. For those who weren't aware, I've been bumming a couch for a good four years now. I didn't do any favors for my back, but you take any port in a storm!
Now, though, I have my bedroom back, and with it the peace privacy to author the voracious smut I've come to know and love.
I can't tell you how good writing feels after having such dusty fingers for so long. I've been able to RP a good bit, though, so my wordsmith skills haven't dulled much at least. In fact I think I have at least FIVE new ways to say cock!
Truly, I am a lexicon of debauchery.
At any rate, I'm sure this journal and my previous submission is gonna surprise a lot of you. I don't doubt most have already forgotten who this guy is and why he's slapping his literary boner in our faces.
But I'm feeling pretty cocky, so duck or open up!
And they won't until the sixth one comes in and just shows up everyone up.
Just let me know!