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9 years ago
See you at Anthro New England! Fur the 'More! Anime Boston! AnthroCon! FurryDelphia! NekoCon AND FursonaCon!
¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨AGAIN!¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ Q: How are you getting there?
A: Uhh.. Ways? Ways.
Q: Who do I address you as?
A: Majik, Jo, Plushie Lady, Glass-making-pretty-person, Hey You.. and last year I was called 'Sir,' TWICE! In person! (Eh, whatever..)
Q: How old are you?
A:..Preeetty old.
Q: Where are you staying?
A: In a hotel room! (Dangit.. what's the main hotel again?)
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: I think it's Thursday to Sunday or Monday? Damned if I know. This is why I require a handler.
Q: Who will you be hanging with?
A: Whoever stops by the table, or pays for a class? Whoever wants to buy me dinner? Whoever gets me drunk!!
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Myself! (And Ashton [She's new!], and hopefully WolfMama!)
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Dru...uhh... at my table. Or running sewing classes!
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Damned if I know!
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Maybe in YOUR room. I like sleep. I like not cleaning up puke. I like not stepping on wet carpet and broken glass.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: I sell beer glasses for a living. What do you think?
Q: What is your gender?
A: Well, I *was* called 'Sir' a few times. (For myself, gender indifferent. Toward others? I'm *REALLY* derp, I have a 0 perception score. Please remind me, and OFTEN.)
Q: How tall are you?
A: I am either not tall enough, or too tall, and I'm STILL not sure which it is.
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: If you have a wallet, yes, I will chat with you.
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media.....4dvg3bdefz.jpg
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: I ... uhhh.. y-yes? I think the answer is Yes. Yes is a number, isn't it?
(I've been at AnthroCon since 2002, and I've only missed two. I've been to FurPoc since it was Fur Fright, and.. uuuh.. There are more. This is one of them. I've been to lots.)
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I am WAY too lazy to sew for myself.
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Nnnh.. aaah.. maybe? Did you bathe today? Did it work? Are you going to touch my butt? Do I know you? PLEASE ASK FIRST. Unless you're Vin Diesel. Then all bets are off, and I'm going to jail for sexual harassment.
Q: How can I find you?
A: I have a table! And I'm running panels! I'm in the Sched!!
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: GAWDS YES PLEASE! Not beer, not wine, not gin. (When in doubt? Any vodka that isn't Absolut or Crystal Skull. When in more doubt? You really can't screw up rum!!)
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: I'd *reeeeally* rather not be in pictures. For reasons. Please don't. Do not want.
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I.. have.. a table? Also for reasons.
(See also: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media.....4dvg3bdefz.jpg )
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I'm glad you asked! I totally would have forgotten to mention it if.. ah.. if.. nevermind. YES! Yes I do!
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: Majik goes above and beyond - when asked.
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: Once again.. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media.....4dvg3bdefz.jpg
Q: Anything else I need to know?
A: Uhm.. probably?
Yeah, okay, lemme see.
If I look tired? It's because I'm tired. Tired is not the end of the world, and I will be okay.
If my face is red? My face is ALWAYS red. I have rosacea. I will always have rosacea. I cannot not have rosacea. I'm not sick. I'm not dying. It's JUST my normal state. Ignore it, and everything will be okay.
NO, I do not want your 8 year old to give me a back rub. That was the most awkard and terrifying AnthroCon moment ever. I DO NOT LIKE BABIES. If it's under 16, it's a baby. (If it's under 21, it's a toddler!)
..I think that's it? Let's pretend that's it.
Okay, bai! See you there!!
A: Uhh.. Ways? Ways.
Q: Who do I address you as?
A: Majik, Jo, Plushie Lady, Glass-making-pretty-person, Hey You.. and last year I was called 'Sir,' TWICE! In person! (Eh, whatever..)
Q: How old are you?
A:..Preeetty old.
Q: Where are you staying?
A: In a hotel room! (Dangit.. what's the main hotel again?)
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: I think it's Thursday to Sunday or Monday? Damned if I know. This is why I require a handler.
Q: Who will you be hanging with?
A: Whoever stops by the table, or pays for a class? Whoever wants to buy me dinner? Whoever gets me drunk!!
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Myself! (And Ashton [She's new!], and hopefully WolfMama!)
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Dru...uhh... at my table. Or running sewing classes!
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Damned if I know!
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Maybe in YOUR room. I like sleep. I like not cleaning up puke. I like not stepping on wet carpet and broken glass.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: I sell beer glasses for a living. What do you think?
Q: What is your gender?
A: Well, I *was* called 'Sir' a few times. (For myself, gender indifferent. Toward others? I'm *REALLY* derp, I have a 0 perception score. Please remind me, and OFTEN.)
Q: How tall are you?
A: I am either not tall enough, or too tall, and I'm STILL not sure which it is.
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: If you have a wallet, yes, I will chat with you.
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media.....4dvg3bdefz.jpg
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: I ... uhhh.. y-yes? I think the answer is Yes. Yes is a number, isn't it?
(I've been at AnthroCon since 2002, and I've only missed two. I've been to FurPoc since it was Fur Fright, and.. uuuh.. There are more. This is one of them. I've been to lots.)
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I am WAY too lazy to sew for myself.
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Nnnh.. aaah.. maybe? Did you bathe today? Did it work? Are you going to touch my butt? Do I know you? PLEASE ASK FIRST. Unless you're Vin Diesel. Then all bets are off, and I'm going to jail for sexual harassment.
Q: How can I find you?
A: I have a table! And I'm running panels! I'm in the Sched!!
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: GAWDS YES PLEASE! Not beer, not wine, not gin. (When in doubt? Any vodka that isn't Absolut or Crystal Skull. When in more doubt? You really can't screw up rum!!)
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: I'd *reeeeally* rather not be in pictures. For reasons. Please don't. Do not want.
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I.. have.. a table? Also for reasons.
(See also: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media.....4dvg3bdefz.jpg )
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I'm glad you asked! I totally would have forgotten to mention it if.. ah.. if.. nevermind. YES! Yes I do!
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: Majik goes above and beyond - when asked.
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: Once again.. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media.....4dvg3bdefz.jpg
Q: Anything else I need to know?
A: Uhm.. probably?
Yeah, okay, lemme see.
If I look tired? It's because I'm tired. Tired is not the end of the world, and I will be okay.
If my face is red? My face is ALWAYS red. I have rosacea. I will always have rosacea. I cannot not have rosacea. I'm not sick. I'm not dying. It's JUST my normal state. Ignore it, and everything will be okay.
NO, I do not want your 8 year old to give me a back rub. That was the most awkard and terrifying AnthroCon moment ever. I DO NOT LIKE BABIES. If it's under 16, it's a baby. (If it's under 21, it's a toddler!)
..I think that's it? Let's pretend that's it.
Okay, bai! See you there!!
