So tomorrow i turn the big three zero. Yup, my twenty's are behind me, and as a public service to the world i would like to apologize for some of the unfortunate things that were born along with me in the long ago year 1986.

Please forgive me for Howard the Duck,i didn't ask him to follow me into this world. Highlander, that movie with lightning, swords, kilts and Shaun Connery. Cobra, the movie that made everyone realize Sylvester Stalone had a stroke at some point during the filming. Star Trek, The Voyage Home, because Whales, REALLY! Delta Force, the movie that started Chuck Norris's downward spiral and most likely killed Lee Marvin, and Maximum Overdrive, the only movie ever directed by Stephen King. Why the only one? Because he was coked out of his mind all through it's production and really didn't know what he was doing.

I'm so, so sorry for Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Shia LaBeouf, The Olson Twins, and Amanda Bynes. I don't return their phone calls, i am not associated with them in any way.

But 1986 wasn't all bad, i mean, i gave you guys such classic's as Aliens, Platoon, Top Gun, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Stand By Me, Labyrinth, Little Shop of Horrors, Blue Velvet, American Tail, The Fly, Big Trouble in Little China and Crocodile Dunde. So your welcome world,