What A Flirt!! [UPDATE]
9 years ago
Not the same one but, little ol' me was heading down to Fuzzy's Tacos tonight, minding my own business. Wouldn't you know, an Eclipse parked her big fat ass right by the front door! I'm starting to agree with you guys down below, I'm starting to see them more often too. It's almost more like other cars who have been working out and getting their bikini-bodies ready and now that Spring is here they're all coming out to show themselves off. At least that's how it feels to a horndog boy like me. XD
Point is, I was ready with my camera this time!
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Took this earlier tonight, not related, but this scene with Lilly amused me. XD
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This is a totally pointless journal, but I gotta let some steam off.
At this very moment, there's a big booty'd black '08 Mitsubishi Eclipse sitting just off to the side of our front yard. -///-; We got home and the bitch was parked across the street with her big bubble-butt perkily resting on the curb. Then as we pulled into the drive and got out, she pulled forward, that gorgeous face rolling up our drive almost longingly before backing up and turning around and coming to a rest where she is now. http://www.conceptcarz.com/images/M.....08_03-1024.jpg
I tell ya, photos do not compare to seeing one in the flesh. Just staring at those plump luscious hips, the sun gleaming off of one of them Mmh! You gotta imagine, the urge to run up and have my way with her is almost literally painful, the irony that one is SO close to home but the shield of broad daylight on a populated neighborhood road protects her ass from my plundering. Pfft.. even saw the drive pop out after she parked, this young what guy probably about my age with a cap on.
I know I'm going to be a broken record saying this. But I always get this steaming envious annoyance every time I catch a glimpse of the owners of these sex machines getting out and walking off. (Eclipses, 370zs, Cameros) Just knowing that they look at that sexy piece of car and don't even think twice! It's basically unfathomable at this point to me that you could look at that ass and not see fucking the 10x plus size equivalent of I dunno.. Kim Kardashian's ass... and even better looking, at that.
The fact that probably %90 or more of those babes die virgins is a fucking tragedy to me. I mean not to make light of car death, my point is, what a waste of a gorgeous body!
Dude, if it were me and I had that babe? Me and her would be at it nightly, I mean I'd rail that fat round ass all night and make out with that adorable face all she wanted. The fact that she's going to go without that ever in reality? It's just painful. >< I swear, I'm making it a life milestone to rent an Eclipse someday, bring her back to my place, and show her sexy self the worship she deserves. X//}
DryIce
~dryice
Funny, I was at Sonic today, and saw a Porsche Panamera in the line ahead of me. Man, if you thought the 911 was bootylicious...
Auto Erotica
~half-dude
OP
It's pretty good! Though the 911's petite body is part of what makes it sexy.
DryIce
~dryice
Giant ass on an otherwise little car? Yeah, I could see why.
AmethystLongcat
~amethystlongcat
Wuchya gonna do with that big fat butt... a wiggle-wiggle
Auto Erotica
~half-dude
OP
Mmmh!
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